About Me
MISSING Six birthday balloons and a festive party hat. Last seen with a sinister looking dog. About 2 feet tall. Brown eyes. Possibly mexican. I don't know. Can dogs be mexican? He probably was. Damn mexicans. I mean I've never really met one but I heard about them on Dateline or something. I think it was Dateline. It could've been 20/20. Wait, is that still on the air?
