general mischief, goonerocity, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, DNA, Anthropology, US Peace Corps, United Nations, US Supreme Court, Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse, pap smears, leprosy, nose candy, stealing candy from children, vagisil, crocheting hats for cats, kidneys on ice, pit bosses with pretty hats, hefty bags, crying into my pillow, that burning sensation I get from peeing, getting raped by Richard, or Jamie, prancing and frollicking amongst small woodland creatures, coloring inside the lines, petting pretty bunnies, mud flaps, dirty martinis with a thousand olives, salty Coronas with a thousand limes, taming wild beasts, washing my hands, endorphins, keying cars, teletubbies, fabric softener, fatass baldies with huge cocks, memorizing credit card numbers, making smoothies, putting garlic on everything, Egyptian silk, shooting myself in the mouth, powerselling your shit on EBay, Kim Jong Il, train spotting, aggressive pigeons, smuggling Mexicans into America, yiff porn, styrofoam packaging peanuts, beheading infidels, making LMAOnade, bubblewrap, pumpkin pie, livin' the thug life.
You guys seriously ought to stop drawing mangled little penises on my little scratchboard here. There are rumors on the internets that children frequently use this site.
So try to draw them larger, clearer and use bold colors...
!ATTENTION!
The following eight people are now fired:
I want your desks cleaned out by Monday.
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(Don't play the video if you are emotionally sensitive, uptight, or otherwise easily offended. And yes, I am going to hell, yes.)