Jesus Christ vs. Ben Rock |
Beard Condition
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Posted by Frank on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST |
Ok. But Im going to half ass it. |
Aaron "Tagged" me. Like I'm some sort of pristine urban wallscape he decided needed territorializing. But, since I'm not really into it, I'm only giving you 4 things about me. And I'm not tagging anyo...
Posted by Frank on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST |
Im totally fucking winning |
BOO RAH!!!!!!!!!!!
The latest IMBD score is in and I'm winning the Frank Stasio war......
217,097 vs 221,358!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!
My star meter or whatever the fuck is 217,097 versus the o...
Posted by Frank on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:41:00 PST |
Today is Career Ending Injury day |
In order to honor the beginning of another NFL season, today is Career Ending Injury day. Follow the steps below and you too can feel what it's like to be an NFL champ!
Step 1. Go about yo...
Posted by Frank on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:45:00 PST |
I put it into my mouth |
Oh God. Wow. I think, yeah, I think I just put a very small turd into my mouth. One of the people I work with is from China........ Wait, let me rephrase that. One of the...
Posted by Frank on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST |
I went to Comic-Con once |
Back in '99. When I lived in San Diego. All my friends back then were animators. So they got me a day pass and I went.
All I remember were the two women working at the Playboy booth. They ...
Posted by Frank on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:45:00 PST |
I have a confession to make |
I have a man crush.
Oh, God, help me. Help me with this. Cuz I'm really uncomfortable with it. I swear to God I don't want to fuck this guy. But, damnit, I just like it...
Posted by Frank on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST |
New game |
This game is simple. I come up with a new euphemism, you give it a meaning. It can be any type of meaning you want. Along with your definition, you must use the euphemism in a senten...
Posted by Frank on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST |
Open letter to my cold |
You suck. You suck balls.
I hate you. I hate it when you show up. You drain the life from me. Nothing seems worthwhile. I have no desire to do anything. Just...
Posted by Frank on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST |
Euphemisms for masterbating |
Taking the dog for a walk
Airing out my bedding
Forcing a Jew to convert
Reviewing my code (I'm a programmer)
Asking Jesus for forgiveness
Shaking hands with a soldier
Winning the lottery
Skipping 'St...
Posted by Frank on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:05:00 PST |
