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jaime

a rainbow-stained monument of my intoxicated regret

About Me

whatchu wanna know?i made a movie! .. Go, Man, Go! on FunnyOrDie.com ..and i do...

Photos: Haven Hartman Photography

Featuring:
Jaime Andrews
Supatra Hanna
Eric C. Johnson
Michael Lanahan
CJ Merriman
Franci Montgomery
Jaime L. Robledo
Troy Vincent
and
Brandon Clark as "Thursty"

For more information go to the Magnum Opus section of Sacred Fools.org
Tickets $10

(the show, not the subset of sociopaths.) we're back on saturday nites @ 11pm! check out clips @ you tube and more dirt @ sacred fools website .

you should really come see these, unless you don't like fun or laughing. my top 8 is the stuff i do and an homage to mike-type men.

My Interests

comedy magic, theatrical whoring, music snobbery, used things (see: crossroads, ebay, craigslist) harpers, trader joe's, living the cliche of the multi-hyphenate, writing, riding, wry ting
here's my new dramatic reel:

and here's the new improv/comedy/hosty one:

I'd like to meet:

no creepy web-trollers, please. sorry. that's probably you. no offense, i'm sure you're really nice. you're just totally creepy is all.

Music:

bands that use saws, bands with male and female singers, the smiths (including elliot), heads (blonde red and radio), built to spill, modest mouse, ediths piaf n' frost, enon, belle n sebastian, siouxsie, pixies, trailer bride, black heart procession, mates of state, deerhoof, cat power, sad dull creek, tom jobim/astrid gilberto, and mmm...old ham. sad songs, they say so much.

Movies:

edward scissorhands, amelie, freaks, clockwork orange, heathers, ma vie en rose...huh. anything about weirdos i guess. and watership down.

Television:

sopranos, office, entourage, curb, kids n the hall, mr. (and daily) show, simpsons & my new boyfriend, the history channel

Books:

the usual pretentious existential mumbo-jumbo: dostoevsky (the idiot), sarte (nausea), kundera (immortality), gide (immoralist), zola (nana), camus & you. yes, you!

Heroes:

Tina Fey & Jon Stewart: using comedy to lift the veil of assholism.

My Blog

i have been porked!

oh my god, what do you think i am talking about? gee-ross! (tm: mr. buzzy grovener.) you are so dirty!okay, i guess i can't accuse you of being filthy-minded when you don't yet know the alternative de...
Posted by jaime on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

maybe the best thing ever...

this is from a storyboard from an UNNAMED sinus medicine spot. SINUS. sinus.gotta love this business......
Posted by jaime on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:16:00 PST

kitty-corner

okay, some nasty-ass feline has clearly set up her red light under my bedroom window. for the past week now, i’ve been awoken in the wee hours by the unseemly howls of mating kitties. what a hor...
Posted by jaime on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:36:00 PST

i am pure white light

seriously. fighting with patrick duffy. it's one of the craziest things i've ever seen.you gotta wait for it, but...weeeeird. and seriously, crocodile dundee is on. i'm not watching though....
Posted by jaime on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:08:00 PST

when worlds collide

okay, now...did you read that title and think: oh jeesh, what kind of overwrought baloney is this? well, fear not...that's just what i'm complaining about.not that i'm COMPLAINING per se, cause a grea...
Posted by jaime on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:27:00 PST

i wasnt kidding...

2008's already been weirdly filled with near-misses. this is me trying not to get overwhelmed with disappointment. ahhhh, feels nice. near-misses mean sure-things eventually, right? RIGHT?!!? so, i th...
Posted by jaime on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

the lost kia commercial

so, yesturday i worked with a girl and we knew we had worked together before. you know that game? it's especially fun for actors: the "where do i know you from?" game. it is useful for both the slaugh...
Posted by jaime on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:43:00 PST

magnum opus goes legit(ish!)

this weekend only, the amazing MAGNUM OPUS! here's todays article in the LA Times. come see it before we all get arrested...Fools don't fear to tread on bad screenplaysTroupe cobbles together worst sc...
Posted by jaime on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:36:00 PST

tag-ified

ooooh jeez. jenelle tagged me in this blog thing that means i have to write 8 random facts about myself. EIGHT! this terrifies me, partially because i feel like i have to reveal deep, dark secrets and...
Posted by jaime on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 12:46:00 PST

my so-blown mind

nestle in, kiddies, for a tale of woe and wonder. i don't generally go sharing this around, but heck, i feel like doing just that. you may or may not know that i lost my sister jennifer to leukemia in...
Posted by jaime on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:52:00 PST