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About Me

I'm a lucky HawaiIrish girl who gets paid to talk to people I admire and respect. I love to laugh, quote The Simpsons, play Scrabble, spend time with my adorable nephews, and view great art. If you'll be my friend, I will be very loyal to you and speak highly of you and drive you to the airport when I can and bring you soup when you're sick and be your confidante and biggest supporter and listen to you BUT don't lie to me (even if you think it's what's best for me) or waste my time with self-imposed drama. I have zilch patience for women who bitch about all men being jerks when they'd rather date Hitty McGee over a genuine nice guy or men who wonder where the nice girls are and why can't they find one when all they go after are brainless bimbos with eating disorders.I'm a big kid. I like the Muppets. Spongebob Squarepants. Dr. Seuss.I have a weird fascination with older, bloated character actors from the British Isles--I think Brendan Gleeson, Ray Winstone, Brian Cox, and Tom Wilkinson are hot. I might be the only person who watched HARRY POTTER 4 and walked away raving about how delish Mad-Eye Moody was.I write a lot. Some of it is good, some not so much. Here's my best movie, "Crazy Love": ..
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My Interests

Movies. Theatre. Magic. Snorkeling. Trying to fix the planet we've broken. And the three S's: Scrabble. Spas. Simpsons. mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/photoslider.swf?u=229494 7" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" allownetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" enableJavaScript="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="445" height="230"

I'd like to meet:

I'm obsessed with sitcoms, so I wrote my own:Montage!: Sometimes I act, too. With wacky accents!

Music:

Pink. Avril. Kelly Clarkson. Soundtracks. Showtunes. I'm a big gay man, what can I say? There's a fine, fine line between love and a waste of time.

Movies:

HOT FUZZ. PAN'S LABYRINTH. CRONOS. THE DEVIL'S BACKBONE. Anything by the Coen Brothers (except LADYKILLERS), Bryan Singer, David O. Russell, or Sam Raimi. ABOUT A BOY or anything with Hugh Grant except EXTREME MEASURES. THE PRINCESS BRIDE, CRAZY LOVE, WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, DEATHY TO SMOOCHY (What??), SENSE & SENSIBILITY, DODGEBALL, IN AMERICA, BREACH, THE BELIEVER, CYRANO DE BERGERAC, ROXANNE, SEARCHING FOR BOBBY FISCHER, LIVES OF OTHERS, THREE KINGS, SHATTERED GLASS, REVENGE OF THE NERDS, THE APARTMENT, THE LIVES OF OTHERS, MEMENTO, LA CONFIDENTIAL, A KNIGHT'S TALE (bug off, I love it!), PRIDE & PREJUDICE (both the Colin Firth and the Keira Knighley version), FLIRTING WITH DISASTER, FIELD OF DREAMS, LARS AND THE REAL GIRL

Television:

SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS The Mighty Boosh SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS Curb Your Enthusiasm SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS House SIMPSONS SIMPSONS Angel/Buffy/Firefly SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS The Ben Stiller Show SIMPSONS SIMPSONS The Office SIMPSONS SIMPSONS Flight of the Conchords SIMPSONS 30 Rock SIMPSONS SIMPSONS Battlestar Galactica SIMPSONS Arrested Development SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS Stella SIMPSONS SIMPSONS Extras SIMPSONS The Muppet Show SIMPSONS SIMPSONS SIMPSONS Ugly Betty

Books:

Which Lie Did I Tell?, anything by William Goldman, Shel Silverstein, Mamet, Austen, or LaBute. Harry Potter (especially book 3), The Giving Tree, Entertainment Weekly, Story, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Jane Eyre, The Velveteen Rabbit, No Cure for Cancer, Memento Mori, The Liar, Letting Go of God?

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, Joss Whedon, Jane Austen, William Goldman, Brian Hegeland, Stephen Fry, Alan Tudyk, The Mighty Boosh, Janeane Garofalo, my brother, Theodore Geisel, Denis Leary, that chick on the coin

My Blog

I Heart Robert Downey Jr.

So Robert Downey Jr. has been one of my favorite actors since I first saw him as the punked out roommate in BACK TO SCHOOL. And it's not easy to be a RDJ fan because more than any ...
Posted by Jenelle! on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:59:00 PST

Turning the Tables

So, for a change, people are interviewing *me*. And I'm not very good at it. I had no idea how many people watched E! until I started getting emails and phone calls from people I haven't heard from in...
Posted by Jenelle! on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:19:00 PST

I Heart the 80s

This is so meta, me using a blog to blog about my friend’s blog. But here goes...a friend of mine from high school recently got in touch with me, much to my happiness. Jennifer was always one of...
Posted by Jenelle! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:33:00 PST

The Giving Tree

One of my favorite books of all time is Shel Silverstein’s "The Giving Tree." For those of you not familiar with it, it’s the story of a tree that loves a little boy who swings on her...
Posted by Jenelle! on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:23:00 PST

RIP Mystere

I've thought a lot about what I would say and how I would feel and I'm still working through it all. DARQUE MAGICK died tonight, but we went down swinging. Thank you everyone who supported us and laug...
Posted by Jenelle! on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 03:55:00 PST

"Good."

So a few months ago, I had an interview with Michael Emerson, the creepy-yet-kind-of-sexy-and-unbelievably-talented actor who plays Ben Linus, formerly known as Henry Gale, known to us around the offi...
Posted by Jenelle! on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:11:00 PST

Amazing Photo

I want to say first of all that the baby is okay, because it freaked me out when I saw this picture that I had to read through a whole paragraph before it told me that. That said, this took my breath ...
Posted by Jenelle! on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:47:00 PST

Heath Ledger Interview Revisited

Going through my files today and found this one...one of my favorites. There's an ongoing joke that anyone who appeared in A KNIGHT'S TALE gets a story with us. And it's true--I've covered Laura Frase...
Posted by Jenelle! on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 04:56:00 PST

Didn’t See This One Coming...

Just doing laundry on a Wednesday night thinking how glamorous my life is when I get a phone call. Apparently, Ryan Gosling is receiving a special award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival next week. C...
Posted by Jenelle! on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:37:00 PST

Talking Head

A wise man recently told me that it's frequently not until a stranger hires you that the people around you realize how good you are. Maybe it's a coincidence, but ever since I've been hosting for the ...
Posted by Jenelle! on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:37:00 PST