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The Man With the Analog Brain

an unidentified gentleman in a party hat who appears briefly, then disappears forever.

About Me

I am not a lobster.I am not a robot.I am not from Mars, though my family is originally from there.I once woke up bloody and screaming.

My Interests

I am Iron Chef Dadaism.

I'd like to meet:



adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Preferably loud, or quiet. But so long as it's fast, unless I want it slow.Why yes, I do like ska. I also enjoy 70's rock like Kiss and Rush (I mean, I actually like them, not "like" them in some kind of hip joking way. This new irony pisses me off)I like jazz, and I like old swing (and now that the big band swing craze has completely gone away, I can enjoy swing in peace. Stupid hipper than thou swing kids, Brubeck ain't swing! I sure don't miss them) And I prefer, when I can, to listen to my music on scratchy old records. Oh yeah, and these dudes:

Movies:

Yeah, I like movies.

Television:

"MacNeil/Cookie Monster Newshour", "Supermarket Disaster Arena Go!", "Boxful of Puppies", "Junkyard Chef", "PoliceCops!", "Moon Base Alpha: The College Years", "Potato", "The Horrors of Ivan", "The Happy Colors Show", "Late Night with Andre the Giant", "Frank Stasio's Wild World of Sports", "Gerrymandering for Novices", "Jacoby & Meyer's Dance Party", "Texaco Presents: Parade of Tragedy", "The Bloated Museum of Treachery", "Appliances Exploding in Slow Motion to the Music of Pink Floyd", "pranpranpranpranpranpranpranpranpran", "Yusef Karabetian is Going to Movie", "Cavalcade of Flan", "Surprise, It's a Creature!", "The Adventures of Abraham Lincoln: Boy Detective", "That's My Horse!"

Books:

http://www.ala.org/bbooks/The kind with words in them, I like those. I won't turn down Kurt Vonnegut, Daniel Pinkwater, or Mark Twain. I won't turn down anything, really. I read, I'm a reader.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Vacation from Theater Club

   I've posted lots of photos online.  8,013 as of this writing. 5,151 of those are of Sacred Fools stuff.  Of that quantity, 4,310 are specifically of Serial Killers.  More t...
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:10:00 PST

I’m gonna be rich!

I've got the best idea ever.Para-Gator Rasslin'!Now this is key, it can't be a gavial, or caiman.  They have far too gentle a nature.  An alligator is what is needed.See, the skydiver and ga...
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST

Take a deep breath, C.M.

Some days, this is really all I need....
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:30:00 PST

Overheard at the aquarium:

"Ick.  I don't get it.  I just couldn't do that, your hair would get all tangled!"...
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:39:00 PST

I wonder how long they waited before they gave up.

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Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:19:00 PST

A big ol' Up Yours with a side of fries, please.

See this?It's not something a kid made at home out of a Happy Meal box because they like Shrek.  This is a promotional display in a McDonald's for the Shrek movie, in itself offensive enough. Wha...
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST

Lunch

I noticed that he set his binder up so that passersby could read it as they passed.I wonder what he's thinking as he eats.  I wonder if he actually believes the end times are here.  He seeme...
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:52:00 PST

Who wants to go see Jesus with me?

The Missus and I found these on the way home the other night: I'm pleased to see that in Heaven se habla espanol.I like where it says that this isn't the end of the world, it's just Jesus and his Pop ...
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:02:00 PST

I'm not above the law! I am the law!

There's really nothing like three wheels to make an officer of the law look like the spoiled kid that gets everything he wants.At the other end, of the spectrum: Some of Glendale's finest get to lead ...
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:41:00 PST

Saturday

Saturdays have long been a day I love.  They often bring me something new, different.Yesterday was a pretty great time.It began gently and innocently like this:A theater space in the wilds of hip...
Posted by The Man With the Analog Brain on Sun, 13 May 2007 08:17:00 PST