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Jeffrey

Golden boys and girls all must, as chimney sweepers, come to dust.

About Me

I'm a guy. do some acting. do some music. do some DJing. do some waiting. Check out this!


My Interests

I am interested in one thing, and one thing only. Poke-poling for Monkey-faced Eel. Now, the interesting thing about this unique marine creature is that it is not even a member of the Eel family at all. The Monkey-faced Eel belongs to the Prickle-back family; a catagory composed of about 60 different species (all of which are predominantly coastal). One of the only fish in the sea known to have visible protruding ears, the Monkey-faced Eel gets it's rare and interesting name from the fact that it's face looks like a monkey face.

I'd like to meet:

People near me that wanna give me a drum set. oh and it'd be cool to meet Raffi too, I think.

hey, you have to check out this delicious webpage for making your own southpark character

Click here to build a thing like this

Music:

The Flaming Lips, The Replacements, Pixies, Brainiac, Tom Waits, Pinback, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, The Wallowers, Alice Donut, Neutral Milk Hotel, Wilco, The Beatles, Stooges, The Frogs, Grandpaboy, Prefuse 73, The Band, Os Mutantes, The Ugly But Lovlies, Comets On Fire, Charles Mingus, Elliott Smith, Beck, David Bowie, Uncle Tupelo, Daniel Johnston, The Kinks, Silver Jews, Eureka Garbage Co., The Great Salvation, Art Brut, and a helluva lot more.

Movies:

Down By Law, The Big Lebowski, The Shining, Donnie Darko, The Lord of the Rings (trilogy), Miller's Crossing, Almost Famous, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Man, The Video Dead, Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive, and other movies with the word "dead" in the title! Anything by Lynch or Jarmusch. Most movies in the Horror genre do me pretty happy.

Television:

The Office, Mr. Show, Cowboy Bebop, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, The Sopranos, Sherlock Holmes, The Simpsons, Lost. I don't even have cable. Not even those one or two channels that supposedly everone has. I watch these shows when they come out on DVD.

Books:

White Noise by Don DeLillo Catch 22 by Joseph Heller Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut Survivor by Chuck Palahnuik Ask the Dust by John Fante

Heroes:

A Fire Man

My Blog

The Crack in the Cosmic Egg

So yeah...this blogging deal. What the shit am I supposed to say on here? As soon as I get on, I think I should write some funny or profound ass shit. But it's really kinda...I don't know. I'm not a b...
Posted by Jeffrey on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 01:34:00 PST

To be sung to the tune of Mary had a Little Lamb

Okay. I've never blogged before so this here is my first time. The following is to be sung out loud to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb. Here it goes: Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog Bl...
Posted by Jeffrey on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 01:15:00 PST