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About Me

SISTER SPIT IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN! One vanload of queer female artists + writers + bon vivants coming to your town for one awesome night of shameless literary hijinks. Featuring Michelle Tea, Texta Queen, Chelsea Starr, Meliza Banales, Tara Jepsen, Dexter Flowers, and Kat Marie Yoas. Check out www.sisterspitnextgen.com for more info! Spread the word! OCTOBER 24 Minneapolis, MN Pi Bar 8:30pm25 Milwaukee, WI University of Wisc-Milwaukee, Greene Hall 7pm26 Chicago, IL Women and Children First Books 9pm27 Bloomington, IN Boxcar Books 8pm28 Ann Arbor, MI Aut Bar two shows- 6pm and 8pm29 Columbus, OH Scully's 8pm30 New York, NY Rapture Cafe 8pm with special guest katina douveas NOVEMBER 1 Brooklyn, NY Cattyshack 7:302 Middletown, CT Wesleyan College3 Northampton, MA Smith College4 Boston, MA Spontaneous Celebrations5 Chester NH Chester College6 Baltimore, MD Metro Gallery7 Washington, DC Phase 18 Williamsburg, VA College of William and Mary9 Bronxville, NY Sarah Lawrence College10 TBA11 TBAhow to get to katina's from ken's ~ a poimtake the b11 to the fhail a cabtake it 1 blockget out and runhijack the m20 bustransfer to the gride it like a bitchpunch a cat in the facetake the b6 to the f trainsip on some sizurpget off at coney islanddestroy 62 hot dogs (for ken)transfer onto the back ofa humongous cockroachfor three and a half blocksduck into an alleysnort cocainecall the copshitchhike back to the gflip it offthrow yourself onto the 3rd railcry for mommy and piss bloodtake the b61 to chinatowntransfer to the fung wah busblow up president bushtransfer to the ftake that to the space shuttleexplode into a thousand piecestransfer to the qhijak the lwipe your butt with itget offtake to q train uptowntransfer to the m20 busget a transfer on the busset it on fire andshove it up your asspiss your pantsroll yourself up intoa humongous jointand smoke itdieget reincarnated as the g trainslam into the nassau stop at 88mphactivate the flux capacitortake the lamborgini to coney islandride the cyclone 5 billion timestransfer to the ghijak the gtransfer to your momride a donkey down broadwaysmack your asshang a quick left andyou're home

My Interests

sometimes i like to take out my cok and ballz and play with it a little

I'd like to meet:

your mom

Music:

the jesus freak at 42nd who plays guitar barefoot on a newspaper. that's the dope shit right there.

Movies:

vagabond (sans toit ni loi), battleship potemkin, rear window, nosferatu accompanied by the alloy orchestra, my life as a dog, office space, superstar:the karen carpenter story by todd haynes, christmas presents, koyaanisqatsi, gummo, drowning by numbers, an angel at my table, the cabinet of dr. caligari, taxi driver, orlando, star wars, welcome to the dollhouse, a day in the life of bonnie consolo, napolean dynamite, spaceballs, moonstruck, and live from the washer and dryer (a film i will be making soon).
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Television:

made for t.v. movies ~ "david" (story about a kid who's dad said he was taking him to disneyland, but actually took him to a motel room, gave him sleeping pills, doused the room with gasoline and set it on fire before fleeing the scene), "everyone's baby" (story of baby jessica who fell down the well), "i know my name is steven" (story about a kid who was kidnapped and molested by a pedophile priest for 18 years). that 70's show.

Books:

michelle tea all day, fat girl by irene o'garden, scum manifesto by valerie solanas, skies by eileen myles, anything by rima fujita, anything by my good friend marty shea, anything by my good friend ian bonner, screenplays and zines all day, geek love by katherine dunn, loved a million little pieces, (fuck oprah's book club), the bell jar by sylvia plath, flaming iguanas by erika lopez, lap dancing for mommy by erika lopez, anything by erika lopez, the nap book by sark, everything by sark, the laura ingalls wilder books, judy blume, charlotte's web by e.b. white, hothead paisan by diane dimassa, anything by diane dimassa, did i say grapefruit by yoko ono?, prescription for nutritional healing, godspeed by lynn breedlove, cunt, the little prince, catcher in the rye, prozac nation, the outsiders, all poems.

Heroes:

cecelia cichan

My Blog

leave her alone

poor britney. seriously. i know she's done a lot of fucked up shit, but i'm really pissed about something. when the photos of britney with her kid not buckled up made their splashing across the tabloi...
Posted by Katina on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:44:00 PST

Barnacle Bill and Katina ~ Nov. 20 @ Bar 169

Barnacle Bill with poet/drummer katina and special guests:: Tuesday, November 20th @11pm Bar 169 169 E. Broadway (btwn. Rutgers and Jefferson) door: $10F to East Broadway 212.473.8866 ...
Posted by Katina on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST

dykespam

sorry for all the dykespam ~ come to sister spit tonight and kick my ass xx
Posted by Katina on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:22:00 PST

don’t touch my fucking tits

i just got home, just got out of the shower. i feel disgusted beyond all belief, and a little piece of my happy go lucky has broken off in a chunk, landed with a thud, and is making it...
Posted by Katina on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST

poetry

preface.inspired by: "the daring young man on the flying trapeze" &nbs p; &nbs p; &n...
Posted by Katina on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:57:00 PST

blurby poetry on this anniversary

we're killing each otherit's our own karma the lost souls coming back to kill us again and again. it's tuesday, september 11, 2007 the same day the original 9/11 fellon back in 2001, back when t...
Posted by Katina on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST

fuck.

The girl who was stoned to death for falling in loveby NATALIE CLARKE - More by this author » Last updated at 00:52am on 17th May 2007 Comments A teenage girl lies dead on the ground in a pool of he...
Posted by Katina on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:20:00 PST

save dyke tv!

no. this can't be over. let's keep our heads up, y'all.After thirteen years of groundbreaking, award-winning videos by, for, and about queer women, Dyke TV has shut its doors, ended produc...
Posted by Katina on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:18:00 PST

please come! new gig! xx opening for liz kelly!

3Word Productions presents: ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> Katina Douveas Liz Kelly and Natalie E. Illum @ The Phase 1 :: .....
Posted by Katina on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

::racism::racism::racism::racism::racism::racism::racism::ra cism::

over and over, this marquee. yesterday i was in chinatown. there was a protest of immigrant workers. i just googled "immigrant" and "protest"came up with nothing.oh, wait. came...
Posted by Katina on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:57:00 PST