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I like to have fun!!!Drive-by's and initiating new homies into my gang.I love drinking Fo-ty's and representing with my gangsta colors.Making bible covers for friends. Getting shit faced drunk is alright too! I have this uncanny ability to read into people after only meeting them for a few minutes. If you are already my friend you don't have to worry. I've already passed judgment and I'm glad you are in my life! LOL! Fake people crack me up. What a waste of time! Is it attention you need? Acceptance? Same with conceited people. Get over yourself nobody cares. Never think you're the best because there will always be somebody better than you in one way or another. I hate people who can draw drama to any situation. We all know at least one person who does that. Either way, just be yourself and we will all be fine. What else do you want to know? Damn!Seriously, I am crazy. Not because I'm a lunatic...I just like to have fun. I enjoy being with my friends new and old. Whether it's eating (cuz I love food)(I loooove food!!!)(God Damn I love me some food) or drinking. (I love drinking) Okay you get the point. In the great outdoors you name it camping,snowboarding(love the winter), at the beach(I love the ocean)(I would love to eat the ocean!!)I'm into all water sports!! No! I don't mean I enjoy people pissing on me!!I seriously can go on forever about stuff I like to do when with my friends. I love to sing in my car with the music up so loud that I don't realize how bad my singing really is. If I see you at a stoplight I will sing to you and encorporate a personalized(Music video-like) performance. Dancing!!! My parents are Ballroom Dancing machines. I've decided to take it to another level. Any stlye you name it. Country line dancing sounded crazy to me but, is now a guilty pleasure. Dem country folks do some crazy shit. Hip Hop happens to be my favorite. Don't ever tell me..."WHAAA I'M BORED..There's never anything to do" I am the MaGeuyver of curing boredom. HMMM...that almost sounded pompous! How the hell do you spell Mcgeyver...Mcgayver..Mcgeyver?
fun, cool, and down to earth people who have a sense of humor and a positive attitude. I value my friends a lot! I am guilty of losing touch with a lot of friends from Fresno now that I am living in Vegas. Hopefully I will cross paths with them again. I also hope to meet quadraplegics that I can have my way with. Someone who can help me dig ditches so I don't have to bury enemies myself.
I'm into so many different types of music. Where do I begin? Sublime, 311, 2Pac, Nickel creek, KRS-1, Radiohead, Paul Oakenfold, Imogen Heap, DJ Supreme, Self, Dancehall Crashers, Paul Van Dyke, Sarah Mclachlan, AFI, The Smiths, Beastie Boys, Bob Marley, Bjork, Porn Kings, Sade, Nelly Furtado, Depeche Mode, lil' Kim. The Cure, Rascal Flatts, Live, Hole, Garbage, Jay-z, Rancid, Weezer, Cranberries, STP, Muse, Alice in Chains, NoDoubt,Janet, Pharcyde, Royksopp, Missy , Violent Femmes, Rob Zombie, Aphrodite, Sia, Coldplay, The Postal Service, Cascada, Tegan and Sara, dude seriously I can go on forever.....I need to poop.
Why is this a question? You know its gonna be a longer list than the last one...However, if you get a chance, please take the time to read my blogs. You can see the link to them but, they are there. You will find them to be very insightful for everyday life!!!
Six feet under, WEEDS, Trading Spaces, The Sopranos, Lost, Fear Factor, Golden girls, POPULAR, Flipping Out, Don't Forget the Lyrics, Sex and the City, American Idol, The Apprentice, Scrubs, Saturday Night Live, Dave Chapelle, The Practice,...
I don't usually have enough time for T.V. Thank GOD for TiVo!!
Books? No time fo books...but here are a few YO MAMA jokes fo ya...ehem....YO MAMA SO NASTY,SHE GOT MORE CRABS IN HER POONANY THAN TOM'S GOT FRIENDS ON MYSPACE!....OR....YO MAMA'S PUSSY SO NASTY, THEY GOTTA EAT IT ON FEAR FACTOR!!
Work!! I love going to work and feeding all those hungry hookers. Anxiously waiting for their next hit on the crack pipe. If there is a demand...I will supply!! Fo sho.LOL SERIOUSLY...IF YOU KNOW ME THEN YOU KNOW WHO I AM OR HOW I AM...IF YOU'RE VISITING MY PAGE I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A LAUGH OUT OF YOU AND I HOPE YOU WOULD GET THE CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW ME AS WELL....OH MY GOD I'M HAVING AN OPRAH MOMENT!!