dear diary |
Wow, i think i partied way too hard at my friends christmas party last night. I vaguely remember waking up over the cat box pants half way down when my girlfriend yelled : "What are you d...
Posted by Inner Princess on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:59:00 PST |
What a girl wants what a girl wears |
Dear Diary-What AM I going to where tonite?! I'm over the school girl thing, and the polka dot dress makes me look fat. I need something, something that screams SEX, Diary! Oh, diary what a girl go...
Posted by Inner Princess on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:32:00 PST |
Dairy Diary |
Dear Diary-Today I relaxed and read Details. I tried a great mentioned facial after my shave. After moisturizing I looked into the mirror and wondered "Where in the gay spectrum do I fit in?" Who n...
Posted by Inner Princess on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:28:00 PST |
Diary Today I |
Dear Diary-
I hate therepy. I prefer to act on my impulses of desire, but all this "boundry" and "issue" crappola has put a damper on that. Today I was alone and wrapped myself up in my gi...
Posted by Inner Princess on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 08:42:00 PST |
Trouble |
Dear Diary,T-dog is at like negative 18 on the butch point scale. That's gonna take ALOT of public belching. It's so gross. Especially on stage. And Sir Becca!! I thought we talked about this in band ...
Posted by Inner Princess on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:48:00 PST |
Dear Diary |
Is it wrong to let my girlfriend pluck my neck hairs? She really likes to do it but - do i lose butch points because of it?
Yeah, gotta be at least two points. But i bet a could get a coup...
Posted by Inner Princess on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST |
Diary revelation |
Dear Diary-I think I totally have a crush on my bandmates. Sometimes I feel funny under my skirt when we're all around. I crush the beer can on my head to make them laugh, but deep inside I just wan...
Posted by Inner Princess on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST |
More Diary |
Dear Diary-What happens to all the boobies that were cut off by their butchy owners? I wonder if I could get them all and make a boob climbing wall in my kitchen. I do have unusally high ceilings......
Posted by Inner Princess on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:55:00 PST |
Dear Diary |
Dear Diary-If I pluck my chin hairs, does that make me less butch? Today I looked in the mirror and I thought, "Boy, you look mighty pretty!"Love,Sir Becca
Posted by Inner Princess on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST |
