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Johnny Kat

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Small town guy livin' big city dreams.my truck.

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Johnny Kat presents DIGNITUDE

Dear y'all,I am pleased to present a showing of manitude, lesbotronia, unfashionable sobbing and wierd electronic sounds. Bring your hankies.Monday, July 23rd, 8 p.m.JOHNNY KAT PRESENTS DIGNITUDE: A N...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:15:00 GMT

Lil Care Bear Crash on youTube + (hair)SHAFT

Dear friends:You are cordially invited to witness the two most recent amazingspectacles in my life:#1(hair)SHAFTfor the disco biscuitswhat the devil: it's a hair show put on by me (fancy cutter) and m...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 20:53:00 GMT

Dear Santa

Thank you for my most favorite present this year, "American Mullet" on DVD. It is the most important hair documentary ever made. Love n' chili fries,Johnny KatThe man, The Dream
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 22:12:00 GMT

Trapped by the Mormons starring me now available on DVD!

Critical acclaim forTRAPPED BY THE MORMONS"Mormonism's answer to Reefer Madness is back, in a remake ... that exceeds the original's campy silliness! Three words: Polygamous zombie vampires!"-Salt La...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 17:04:00 GMT

it only looks like one eye is bigger than the other

Come here chickadee. Don't be afraid.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:49:00 GMT