Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH profile picture

Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH

Stab your future children with swords of flame...

About Me

I'm everything I appear to be.

I'm cut throat honest, I don't care what people think.

I get along with every person I have ever wanted to get to know. I don't have time for bullshit and I don't play games!

So, now for the not so confrontational type shit!

I love HUMOR!!! humor is what gets me through everyday of my life. I have a very sick, twisted, some say demented sense of humor.

Usually explains why most chicks are either frightened of me or just think i'm nuts...

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My Interests

I'm a Comic, Actress, Singer, Model, DJ, Dancer (salsa instructor), Photographer, Make-up Artist, and anything else that has to do with the entertainment industry I usually dabble into everything I can..

I'd like to meet:

ehh, it doesn't really matter. Fuck getting star struck!!They shit and piss just like everyone else... They all started their lives the same way we did, (coming out of their Mom's BOX)

Music:

When it comes to music, i'm very ecclectic... I really like all genres of music, but, my favorites are Rock and Salsa music

Movies:

Well, duh, I'm gonna love the ones I'm in first, and the rest.... there are to many to list.. I am a movie buff! Oh and anything with retards just makes me laugh!!! "The Other Sister"

Television:

South Park, Chapelle Show, The Daily Show, ER, anything funny!

Books:

who the hell reads anymore!but if i'm forced to pick up a book it should at least make my mind work!

Heroes:

FUCK THAT! are they paying my fucking bills!! i didn't think so, Fuck a Hero

My Blog

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s either this or Cocaine!!!

rarely do i get myself involved in contests of this sort... but a friend of mine kinda did it for me and so now i'm in......... ok.. you can do one of two things... either Go to the site....www.fameca...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:51:00 PST

This trying to be famous thing!

So this fame thing is really starting to pay off....I mean when you have people writing songs for you! It's really an honor..... This is a real stamp in the I suck book.You'd think I'd at ...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

Me Doing it

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................................... .........I finally managed to get this up!!!!!some of my stand-up, i know it's long over do... but hey being busy and pretty much laziness ...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:47:00 PST

It's my Birfday and I'll cry if i want to!!

you would cry to if it happened to you! well.. it's another b-day... not sure whether to be happy or sad...happy because I still feel and look better than when i was 18 and sad because some friends of...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST

Check out this video: Wit Hole Teaser IM IN IT FUCKERS WATCH IT!!!

MORE NEWS TO COME ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Wit Hole Teaser Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

OMG I'm NOT DEAD!!!!

SOOOOOOO, I haven't blogged in a LOOOOONG time..I figured I'd catch up a little and let everyone know that I'm not dead yet, just hard at work and trying to get my feet firmly planted in the industry....
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

You

I know the darkness that fills your souland the silence that engulfs your mindSpeak of the slashes that hurt so goodand relish in the pain that chills your fingertipsEnvy my happiness that blooms with...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:42:00 PST

IT'S WORKING!!

I have moved up pretty high thanks to all of my friends and i have gotten a few good calls!!!thanks, if you guys continue to help, that would be fucking sweet!!!!just keep going to my page and that co...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:06:00 PST

HELP a bitch out!!!

Here's the whole story... I'm about to join SAG, i've got two managers and a publicist BUT NO AGENT!!!this does not fair well in the hollywood game.. I'm in talks with Buckwauld Agency but nothing has...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

29 Palms

So Josh and I took what should have been a 2 hour drive to 29 Palms (to see my brother) but actually ended up being a 4 hour trip due to Good ol' LA FUCKING TRAFFIC!! traffic in this part of the world...
Posted by Corinne Irizarry ...... aka FUNNY BITCH on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST