Somewhat articulate people. Well-read isn't necessary, but it's always nice when people have something to talk about other than how fucked up they were last week. Even better is when they are still eager to go and get fucked up still. (So it's cool to be a drunk; just don't be boring.) People who are a little strange. People who think it’s tacky to call themselves strange. People who always have 1% of their brains dedicated to figuring out how they would express whatever they're doing or seeing. People who understand why calling yourself an artist is pretentious. An otter: they're cute and playful, but does anyone know if they're mean as hell? Maybe just an especially large gerbil. People who aren’t just smart but are actually trying to make something of their lives. People who despise the status quo but don’t just run off to be different for the sake of difference!