i used to like kevin and bean |
bean - "our topic is police chases on tv - please call in if youve been in one - we really are fascinated and want to talk to you"well i was on my way into work that very moment so i couldnt call in, ...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:01:00 PST |
this is how you REALLY fuck the police |
so a very dear friend of mine (or a really hot one anyway) asked me a question about how to get out of a ticket. please remember that i am not legally allowed to give you legal advice cuz im not a rea...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 11:52:00 PST |
rediculous depression |
depression in general is rediculous - it is pointless, and all it does is make you feel worse over what is fucked up in the first place. depression is a GREAT way to start a downward spiral into an ab...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 10:01:00 PST |
CHP - Busted Again! |
So there I was - cruising down highway 10, loaded on mescaline with coke in the arm rest, and 3 lbs of super sticky pine trees in the glove box. The officed engaged the freeway at a speed slower than ...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 09:31:00 PST |
sleeping around |
so this girl that was sleeping with comes up to be and says that she foudn out her boyfriend had been cheating on her. she asked if she could come visit, but i told her i couldn't because i was with a...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:15:00 PST |
one conclusion |
From my reviews of the previous blog, I have come to a simple conclusion. Although I am not sure what to make of it, it appears that of those who I perceived to think I was smart before reading, they ...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:14:00 PST |
the philosophy of an untormented mind |
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING WRONG, CONFUSING, OF INCORRECT IT IS ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.
The very first, and most important thing to remember (although I know you will forget it) while re...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:51:00 PST |
why? |
have you ever been on myspace and felt like you were just talking a computer and that nobody on here really exists at all? and then you look out the window and wonder where everybody is and for all yo...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 06:39:00 PST |
cuba is taking over |
i had this dream last night that since bushes attempt to take over the country so he could make his fortune in oil flopped, so he sold the USA to cuba for $74,000 and 27 cents and then they came and t...
Posted by (D)runk (A)nd (B)elligerent on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 10:48:00 PST |
