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Dennis Waterman

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About Me

I am a young Detective Sargeant working in London in the late 1970's. I used to be on TV's 'Just William' but all anyone remembers of it is Bonnie Langford shreiking like a fucked cat all over the gaff. I enjoy fags, Teachers scotch drunk out of a coffee mug at my desk, Ford motors and fawn coloured polo necks. I tried to hide my respect for (read: 'crush on') John Thaw behind an air of easy humour and comradeship. I'm a better actor than you'll ever know...embed allowScriptAccess="never" enableJSURL="false" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=1 23960242" enableJavaScript="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426"

My Interests

Birds, keying Rula Lenska's Fiesta, darts, Ford Granada's, catching villains, benson and hedges, Teachers, gin soaked nights in belly dancing clubs, enjoying new fangled cuisine like "spag bol" and other foreign stuff, millwall fc, I used to box before I turned 26 and got a 36" waist and a wheeze to rival a consumptive Mike Reid so I stick to shouting exitedly at the tellies in William Hill and shagging the odd sort to get me heart going these days.

Music:

I like the theme from Minder. That's a classy tune. Other than that I just like Fuzzbox, B*Witched and Big Brovaz.

Movies:

'Regan' (The 1974 pilot for The Sweeney)

Television:

Just William, The Sweeney, Minder. Little Britain can go and suck Russel Brands perianal warts or something, fucking hate that I do.

Heroes:

Jack Regan