My Name is Arthur Edward Daley and i am 64. I am an entreperneur from fulham west london. My day to day running is humping all sorts of crap around london with my boy terry and tryin to get the police namely sergeant 'charlie' chisholm and his sidekick DC Taffy Jones of my bleedin back. I like to relax at my local club the Winchester which is run by my good friend dave the barman. My wife er in doors is a pain in the backside and she scares the shit out of me but i love here.