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Pirate Chris

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About Me

I love my family and I love my friends and they make life worth living. So does coffee. And cool, flashy pyrotechnics. I love the theatre, especially musical theatre. I'm working on building my career as an actor- which of course means I work eight other jobs...but I also design and create costumes, props, and sets. I wear eye makeup. I have no sense of fashion, but a definate sense of style. I do a pretty passable Cher imitation. My A.D.D. allows me to multitask brilliantly. I try really hard to be nice to everyone and hear everybody out. I'm really bad at writing internet blurbs about myself. I like Shakespeare. I'm roughly 40% German, 40% Italian, and 5% French, Dutch, English and Cherokee Indian. Sometimes I wait at STOP signs for them to turn green. The American ideal is beautiful, the American truth disgusts me. Tom Kha Gai also makes life worth living. In a past life, I was a pirate. There's more, but I'm tired of typing. www.leidenfrosteffect.com www.piratesinc.org www.hockeythemusical.com
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow


96%

Lara Croft


54%

James Bond, Agent 007


46%

Maximus


46%

Indiana Jones


46%

El Zorro


46%

Neo, the "One"


38%

Batman, the Dark Knight


38%

The Amazing Spider-Man


33%

William Wallace


25%

The Terminator


21%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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I usually don't take too much stock in these, but this one pretty much hit the nail on the head I like to think:
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

My Interests

Theatre in all its forms - Film and filmmaking - Karaoke - 18th Century Living History - Starbucks - Renaissance Faires, particularly The New York Renaissance Faire - Cape Cod - Cooking Home & Eating Out - Painting & Graphic Art

I'd like to meet:

Angela Lansbury, Johnny Depp, Stephen Sondheim, and George Bush. So I can kick him.

And this guy!!

Music:

John Williams - James Horner - Stephen Sondheim - Kander & Ebb

You ooze with color and syle. You're really the
culmination of painstaking effort that went on
long before your birth, and you know it. You
can make anything look gooood.

Which Stephen Sondheim Musical Are You?
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You're Mimi Marquez. You're 19, but you're old for
your age. You've got a lot of emotional
baggage, but you know how to have a good time.
You don't dwell on the past or worry about the
future; you live for today.

Rent Character Quiz
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Congrats - you are Galinda Upland! Otherwise known
as Glinda and Glinda the Good, Galinda is
popular, sweet, and sometimes a bit
self-absorbed.

Which WICKED character are you?
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Which Sweeney Todd Character are You?
You are Mrs. Nellie Lovett. Despite having a tolerably affectionate nature, you're utterly lacking in any morals. All that's important to you is material success and someone to snuggle up with. If to get those you have to lie, cheat, and kill, well, heck, can't make a meat pie without breaking some crust, can we?
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Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean - Star Wars - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Indiana Jones - Lord of the Rings - Princess Bride - Bedknobs and Broomsticks - The Birdcage - Chicago - Victor Victoria - Cabaret - Princess Mononoke - Kill Bill - Titanic - Clue - The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Monty Python (Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, Life of Brian) -Waiting for Guffman - Angels in America - Harry Potter - RENT -

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Television:

Murder, She Wrote - BBC News - The Discovery Channel - The History Channel - The Food Network

Books:

Harry Potter - Shakespeare (King Lear!) - Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters!) -The Lord of the Rings Trilogy - Angels in America - Any and all plays

Heroes:

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW - Katherine Hepburn - Angela Lansbury - Sir Ian McKellan - Christopher Plummer - Julie Andrews - Peter O'Toole - Sean Connery - Johnny Depp - Stephen Sondheim - Geoffrey Rush - Peter Sellers - Meryll Streep - Bernadette Peters - Mandy Patinkin - Hank Azaria -Dame Judie Dench - Dame Edna

My Blog

Here we go folks... O! Canada!

Well... it's 10:56AM and I am packing and getting ready to leave for Canada until potentially the middle of August. Aaaaaah! For everyone out of the loop- I'm going up to produce and star in the world...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 08:01:00 PST

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum

Hey everybody... This blog is to let you all know that now through June 8 I will be appearing as "Hero" in Stephen Sondheim's  "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum".  It is playin...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Tue, 27 May 2008 06:27:00 PST

Another PIRATE NIGHT!

It's time for another one!! For everyone who is missing NYRF and needs a teaser for this summer, come on out!! It's also a fund-raiser for the horses, so it's a doubly-cool thing! See you  there!...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Wed, 14 May 2008 05:57:00 PST

Life Is A Cabaret, Old Chum!

Hello folks... To any and all who are interested: I will be performing Friday nights this month (April) at Piano's Bar and Grill in Bloomfield, NJ. This is the same establishment where I just finished...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:53:00 PST

Thrill Me: The Leopold and Leob Story

Hey folks... Currently I am finishing my run as Richard Henry Lee and John Witherspoon in Broadhollow's 1776. I am also in rehearsals for two AMAZING shows, Thrill Me: The Leopold and Leob Story and ...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:06:00 PST

Support the Arts (& Enjoy a Show!) Knights, Camelot and Singing Pirates

Hey guys! What an exciting and hectic month it has been- Camelot is finally up and I have to say- it is quite a show... The cast is awesome... and includes not only myself but also my brother Tom in h...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:00:00 PST

Elizabeth I & The Golden Age

So... I just bought the DVD of HBO's Elizabeth I after seeing Elizabeth: The Golden Age.  What incredible films. As breathtaking as Blanchett is in both of her roles as Elizabeth, Helen Mirren si...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:09:00 PST

Camelot

So... for those of you who know I auditioned for Camelot this past weekend... and now those who know from reading the last bit of this sentence... I was indeed cast as... Lancelot du Lac!! Not only wa...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:59:00 PST

Why all my future Faire characters will hate coppersmiths...

Hey y'all!! First off- I hate to mar what has been an awesome season with negative energy- but this has been bugging me all day and I need to rant.... sooo... Today I was running a little late after m...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST

Best Faire Day so far...

Soo... now that I bitched and moaned and almost passed out on Saturday.... Sunday was just awesome...best day so far this season... just awesome for many reasons... Except I kinda blew my pub-sing de...
Posted by Pirate Chris on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST