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Kerry

screamingdolai

About Me



Hi, remember me? No? Me neither.

Here's what I do know: I'm a tea connoisseur. I just had to look up how to spell connoisseur. I perform and teach belly dance. I'm married to a hottie who sells real estate and writes comics. I don't want to "get with you". I love my family. I think "Futurama" may be the most brilliant show ever made. I won't let douchebags get away with being pricks toward my friends. I laugh at people who take themselves too seriously. I love Taco Bell. I used to do both Rocky Horror and the New York Ren Faire. Don't hold either against me.

My real blog is on LJ so if you're itching to read it go to

http://www.livejournal.com/users/screamingdolai/

So there.

My Interests

to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of the women.
But mostly:
glitter-graphics.com

I'd like to meet:

I'm here to reconnect with friends I haven't seen in a while...if you knew me say hi! BUT...My memory is like a sieve. If you want to friend me

YOU MUST SEND ME A MESSAGE explaining who you are.

No message, no friending.

Again, don't spam me with invites to "talk", I'm married. And more likely than not, you're way too ugly and stupid to screw around with. Don't even try it...unless you are Ewan McGregor or James Marsters. :)

Music:

Kiss, Weezer, Barenaked Ladies, Spacehog, Wyrd Sisters, Crimson Pirates, Three Pints Shy, Middle Eastern/Bellydance, proto-new-wave/punk.

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Movies:

Gone with the Wind, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Clue, Serenity, Legend, Willow, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Conan, Steel Magnolias, Josie and the the Pussycats, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Clueless, Harry Potter Series, LotR

Television:

Futurama, Friends, Absolutley Fabulous, The State, Buffy, Angel, 30 Rock, The Office (US), My Name Is Earl, Heroes, Firefly, Scrubs, Family Guy, Simpsons, Spaced, Blackadder, SNL, Moonlighting

Books:

Gone with the Wind, Little Women, Clan of the Cave Bear,L ittle House Series, Rissa Kerguelen Series, Emily of New Moon Series, Harry Potter Series, Sandman

Heroes:

Madeline Kahn, Tina Fey, Joss Whedon, whoever kicks the guy who created "Girls Gone Wild" in the balls

My Blog

My Gift to You

I'm now only one degree of separation from Seth Green, having met him this weekend at the New York Comic Con.  He's so friendly and unassuming.  And short, but you probably figured that. Wha...
Posted by Kerry on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:49:00 PST

My Bout with Insane Logic

I regularly blog on Live Journal, which dear reader, you probably know.  However, I recently posted a diatribe in which I called a woman a cunt and wished she could die in a fire.  Nobody an...
Posted by Kerry on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:31:00 PST

My Faire Reasons

Not that it's anybody's business but my own--I feel I need to publically declare something. I tendered my resignation to the New York Renaissance Faire a few weeks ago.  Some people suggest I did...
Posted by Kerry on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST