Ashlee Simpson is engaged! |
Yes friends, Ashlee Simpson is officially probably off the market for now, having decided to hitch her cooter to Pete Wentz, the guitar player from Fall Out Boy.
Let me break it down for you.
"We kno...
Posted by Chant on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST |
Suck it, Chicago! |
And by "suck" I mean you, and by "it" I mean the White Sox.
From USA Today:
The windiest "big" cities are New York City (LaGuardia Airport) and Oklahoma City, which both have an average annual wind sp...
Posted by Chant on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:24:00 PST |
My e-mail to Elliot Spitzer |
For what it's worth, here's the e-mail I sent Governor Spitzer this morning: Dear Governor Spitzer,
I am sending this message, not to pass judgement on your actions, but to let you know the ancillary ...
Posted by Chant on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:15:00 PST |
Random thought |
I read an article today that said two million Chinese can claim to be descendents of Confuscious, and all I thought was, I want to name an album "Two Million Chinese Can't Be Wong."...
Posted by Chant on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:53:00 PST |
Veggie Tales? My ass! |
Let's ignore for the moment that those lovable computer-generated guys are really just a front for Christianity. Sure they're responsible for "Veggie Tales Worship Songs." But they also gave us "The P...
Posted by Chant on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:45:00 PST |
My prediction for 2008 |
Britney Spears will join the Church of Scientology within the year. And when it happens, remember where you read it first.
Posted by Chant on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:01:00 PST |
A belief of mine |
"Weekend In New England" would not have been as popular a song for Barry Manilow if it had been named "Hamburgler Sorrows."
Posted by Chant on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:22:00 PST |
Is it just me... |
...or does anyone else find it odd that the suspects being held in the robbery and murder of former Washington Redskins player Sean Taylor are being put on suicide watch to keep them from killing...
Posted by Chant on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST |
In honor of Ridley Scott... |
Releasing yet another version of Blade Runner 25 years after the fact, I'm going to take this opportunity to squink out those two bars of "In the Mood" on the tenor sax that I wasn't altoge...
Posted by Chant on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:40:00 PST |
OJ Simpson Arrested! |
And just as his book oozes its way onto the shelves of the bookstores who have decided to carry it. What a coincidence!
Posted by Chant on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:39:00 PST |
