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Crossbones McCoy

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About Me

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Stand-up Comedian, Singing Pirate, Game and Comic Book Geek

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My Interests

comedy, movies, food, passion, cheese, pirates, ren fair, music, guitars, football, whatever...

I'd like to meet:

Cool Geeks who go to Ren Faires, Comic/Anime/sci-Fi Conventions, and Comedy Clubs and aren't ashamed of it. The kind of Geek who can read a comic book, play an RPG, then go to a bar and talk about other things besides comic books and RPGs.
And people who want to give me money

Music:

Yes. Everything.
I play guitar and sing Irish Folk, but I'll listen to almost anything. Yes, I like Showtunes.

Movies:

Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Dark Comedies. Ladyhawke, Grease 2, Brazil, Blade Runner, Life of Brian. I hate horror movies. I just don't like being scared.

Television:

Sitcoms and cartoons and sci-fi/fantasy. HEROES, South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Journeyman, Bionic Woman, Dr Who, LOST, Robot Chicken, Smallville. I hate Cop/Lawyer/Doctor dramas, and reality TV is for laughing AT people.

Books:

Anything by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman,Christopher Moore, Morgan Llewelyn, Comic books - JSA, JLA, Flash, Midnighter, Avengers, X-Men, Wizard and Anime Insider magazines. Mostly Fantasy, some Sci-Fi, some classics... I'm a reader

Heroes:

My heroes are people who live their lives with passion and without excuses and no regrets. ... And people who give me money.

My Blog

Hey Comic Book Fans

Not happy with current Friendly Local Comic Store?No Friendly Local Comic Store near you?Just want to help feed the BAD MOO's baby? Sign-up for the Mail Order Comic Club! Subscribe to 5 or more books ...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Sun, 18 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

Please Buy from my eBay Store

I've got lot's of stuff up on eBay including games and some cool denim purses. Help me out and Tell your friends! http://stores.ebay.com/BAD-MOO-Comics-and-Collectibles_W0QQs spagenameZMEQ3aFQ3aSTQQtZk...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:31:00 PST

Being Sick Sucks

Is it the old age? But after two late nights Saturday evening I got the coughs. Sunday I had to do a comic book show, with the coughs and the fever and the chills, and the body ache. Haven't slept in ...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST

Help me out - buy a game

Hey help out an unemployed Ren Geek who the government won't give unemployment to because he owns a company that makes no money... Here's my eBay listings - please buy something. And if you live nearb...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:46:00 PST

Pie Party ReCap

Thank you to those who attended my 40th Birthday Party, those who declined, those who wished my a happy birthday, and those who thought they might be able to come but couldn't. To those who never read...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:38:00 PST

Presents I want Presents

Leave me a virtual present under my virtual Christmas Tree on my profile page.
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:57:00 PST

Check out this event: The Lionel "Crossbones McCoy" Ruland Roast

So evidently somebodies think I'm big enough to Roast, which is probably sad. But what the Hell, I'm being roasted the night before Thanksgiving. So come on out and enjoy the show and a chance to hang...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:56:00 PST

I don’t want your job - a poem

I don't want your job Your job sucks The three people before you have failed Because they suck? No Because the job sucks the job is set up for failure I'd fail too The job needs to change So no, I don...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST

4 days

It's a little like the week before Christmas, I haven't gone shopping yet, and I need to get to the mall, meanwhile relatives I don't like are coming in to spend the holidays, AND I'm constipated. I f...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:51:00 PST

Need Help setting up my booth this weekend

I need help (and when I say "I" I mean Dan, since I'm rehearsing) cleaning up my section of Lar's booth and the upstairs room needs gutting, so I can sleep there.Anyone want to help a pirate out. Mayb...
Posted by Crossbones McCoy on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:53:00 PST