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The Comedy of Lionel Ruland

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About Me

I like old scotch and young women. I hate exercise and salad. I love a fat dark cigar and a place to smoke it. I love nudity, vulgarity, low humor, and making fun of stupid people.

My Interests

I'm interested in figuring out how I can do the least amount of work for the most amount of money.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't take themselves seriously. People who don't make me want to stab my eyes out with a fork. And a talking animal (maybe a hedgehog - yeah a talking hedgehog would be cool)

Music:

Guitar gods, Women with hot voices, Great melodies. Folk, Rock, Celtic.

Movies:

I don't like Horror Films, but I see EVERYTHING else.

Television:

For the love of Buddha someone make a great sit-com already! I hate Cop Dramas & Dr Dramas. (But I'll happily take a role in one)

Books:

Comic books, Fantasy, Comic Fiction...

Heroes:

FRED

My Blog

NEXT APPEARANCE WED 9PM

COME SEE ME THIS WEEK  NEXT APPEARANCE: Wednesday March 28th, 9PM ALL STAR COMEDIAN SHOWCASE @ Broadway Comedy Club 318 West 53rd St, NYC Please make reservations by e-mailing me at lionel at ...
Posted by The Comedy of Lionel Ruland on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST