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About Me

A Jersey chick lost in the Midwest. 5 years ago, who would've guessed there would be steel-toed boots and Harley glasses in my future? I'm interested in almost everything and as far as I'm concerned right now I have the coolest job I could possibly ever get because I get to learn about half of almost everything.

My Interests

Music:

Loreena McKennitt, Disturbed, Sarah Brightman, Dresden Dolls, Melissa Etheridge, Nine Inch Nails, Seven Nations...etc. etc. ad infinitum, ad naseum....

Movies:

The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, and Secret of Nimh.

Television:

Mind of Mencia, Monster House, Who's Line is it Anyway?, Animaniacs, Xialion Showdown, Futurama, The Simpsons, Sex and the City

Books:

Rafael Sabatini, Rosalind Miles, Brian Froud, Clive Cussler, Marjane Satrapi, Martin Espada to name a few authors; Noir, pulp, turn of the century adventure stories, non-American literature, fairy tales in any form (even Rapunzel Meets Santa Claus in Hell)....ad infinitum, ad naseum.....

Heroes:

The woman in Mexico who performed a Cesaerian on herself to save her life and her child's. She definitely gets mother of the century as far as I'm concerned.

My Blog

For Gary

Gary:Do you realize that you send me a message, which I would have responded to except that I must be listed as a friend in order to respond. So I tried to add you as a friend in order to continue our...
Posted by Gelfling on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:15:00 PST

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

Letter to product manager: James Thatcher, BRAND MANAGER, Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, with...
Posted by Gelfling on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

Hey you! Yeah you, the stranger trying to friend me-READ THIS!!!

I don't understand the whole myspace thing. I understand the parts where it's people you actually know, have met, etc. But if I don't know you, why're you trying to friend me? Especially when I look a...
Posted by Gelfling on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:24:00 PST

Hi everybody

Ok, I know everyone thinks I'm always just ignoring them. But I'm not, really I'm not. I've spent a rousing week in Newcastle, WY. Another fun week in a Hazwoper class. This week I'm just running all ...
Posted by Gelfling on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 08:53:00 PST