The Professional Juror Act |
My fellow Americans, our judicial system is one of the greatest on Earth. But it could be even better.It has been joked many times that the foundation of our judicial system is based on the opinions o...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST |
End the war today. |
My fellow Americans, today I would like to talk about war. As I'm sure you all know, for quite some time, America has been fighting an increasingly difficult war.It is a war against an enemy that is n...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:24:00 PST |
The Standard Time Abolishion Act |
My fellow Americans, I'm 15 minutes away from the weekend now. I'm thrilled at the fact that next week, when I leave work, even if I leave an hour late, as frequently do, the sun will not have set yet...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST |
The Capital Punishment and Life Imprisonment System Reform Act |
My fellow Americans, I have long been a supporter of the death penalty in capital felony cases. When elected president, I had no intentions of abolishing the death penalty, but lately I have had some ...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:01:00 PST |
Staggered workday tax credit |
My fellow Americans, sitting in traffic is one of my least favorite things in the world. It is like time being stolen from my life. It is like being held against my will. It is like being imprisoned w...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST |
My name is Brian Davey, and I'm running for President. |
My fellow Americans, my name is Brian Davey, and I'm running for President.As you may have already noticed, I am not alone in this venture. There have been a few other, somewhat better known, debatabl...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST |
Anna Nicole Smith |
MG Apparel's Anna Nicole Smith shirt. (Also available in human sizes) I know, I know... It's ...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:13:00 PST |
NJ Drivers suck. Every last one of them. Except for me, that is... |
MG Apparel's If you can't see my mirrors... bumper stickerIf you've ever driven in the state of New Jersey, you've probably noticed something. And no, I'm not referring to a smell - unless you're down...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:55:00 PST |
Sure Happy It's Tuesday |
MG Apparel's Sure Happy It's Tuesday shirtOh yeah... Happy Tuesday everybody.Can somebody please tell me why Tuesdays almost always suck, and/or take forever to end? Yeah, it's not Monday, and we all ...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:55:00 PST |
WARNING! |
I love warning labels. I love the subtle way they suggest that at least more than a couple of the people who will use that product are complete frekkin morons, and that an even greater number are prob...
Posted by MG Apparel For President '08 on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST |
