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Melissa

How long do you want to be loved? Is forever enough?

About Me

Divorced, I have a hard time not loving you if I love you. I have a hard time not hating you if I hate you.I love children more than life itself.I love people that arent deviant sociopaths.EDIT: On account of some of the messages I am receiving I would like to make clear that I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A MYSPACE HOOKUP.I am fine right now thanks. My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Idiot Savant
((47% dark, 65% spontaneous, 42% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHTYou like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy KimmelThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating )

My Interests

True crime, writing, smart people, reading and 24.

I'd like to meet:

A winning mega millions lottery ticket.

Music:

Classic Rock and New Country

Movies:

Too many too say, I have watched more movies than I can count.

Television:

Dont like TV, except for 24.People are trying to talk me into Lost, perhaps when Season 5 on Netflix is done for 24 I will put it into my que

Books:

Almost anything except for sappy Romance or technical books.

Heroes:

If you lay down your life for someone you love, you are my hero.

My Blog

Stolen Childhood

When I was a young girl growing up in the 70's I had fun.  I had friends.  In the summers we played from dawn until even after dark sometimes.  Kick the can, Hide and Seek, we built fo...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

My crazy neighbor part 4?

Ok, tonight was a good night.  Not so much for my sane neighbors, but for me.  I had 4 neighbors up to talk about the problem neighbor.  No, I am not pissed that they have been giving m...
Posted by Melissa on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:08:00 PST

My crazy neighbor pt 3

She is persistant.  I have 2 firetrucks at my place and have finally convinced them that there is no fire in my apartment.  By the way its fucking cold outside, and my crazy neighbor is the ...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

Do the next right thing.....

Ok, so my previous blog entry gave you a background.  Crazy neighbor called the health dept today to have my apartment inspected   because  of a cat urine smell that was down by he...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

My crazy neighbor

Ok, I need to rant.  To give you a background on the bitch.  When I first met her was the night she moved in about a year and a half ago.  I knocked and said hello and she was drunk but...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST

Netflix woes again

Seriously, this will be a short rant.  But when you are viewing a series (currently Lost) do you think that expecting them to send the discs in order is too much to ask? On top of sending the dis...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

Netflix is trying to make me insane

They sent disc 4 and 6 and 5 is lost in the mail!  I cant watch 6 until I watch 5!  ARGH.  They wont send 5 out again until 6 days has gone by.  SIX days!!!!  Dont they know h...
Posted by Melissa on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:59:00 PST

OMG they killed Edgar

Currently addicted to 24, Season 5.  I will only watch on DVD for obvious reasons as anyone that is addicted to 24 will know.  I just finished Disc 3, and if you havent seen it yet sorry to ...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST