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Craig Steven "G*Spawt" Gaumond

AKA The Devil - I like to bleed my own blood!

About Me

I am the lead vocalist for the band Skulltoboggan ( http://www.skulltoboggan.com/ ) . I enjoy drinking Jack Daniels and doing cartwheels in the nude. Black and silver are my favourite colours. I am a lovable lunatic. I enjoy eating mexican food, drinking Corona's and then dancing the Mariachi. I am not quite right. I very seldom wear clothing at home. I like to bleed. I am a Dirty boy! I like to brush, floss and rinse three times daily. I LOVE porn! I love Jagermeister. I like to shamma lamma my ding-dong. I like to exercise. I wipe more than two times. I love girls. I fall down on stage. I love big boobs, OK, small ones are all good, too. I have 11 tattoos. I like wrestling. I shave my pubic hair. I eat Lucky Charms. I have seven body piercings. Guinness is my favourite beer. I miss Hawaii. I like girls with tattoos and piercings. I like owls. I love chocolate, it is orgasmic. I like to sniff magic markers. I am a former Marine. I love full moons. I drink pickle juice. Again, I am not quite right. MyGen Profile Generator

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My Interests

Writing and performing music (one of my favourite drugs of choice). Writing poetry and lyrics (this process really airs out the mind). Viewing movies (I wish I had more time for this). Cooking (this may just be one of my favourite hobbies). Sports (I like pretty much anything in this category, especially watching Women's Pro Beach Volleyball :) ). Reading (something else that is a great escape). Travelling (oh, there are still many places that I have yet to visit, I will get there, I assure you of that). Love making/sex (There is no other activity in our existence that is so gratifying. Pure animalistic instinct is what drives us as humans to experience this pleasure on as regular a basis as possible). Fatherhood (I love all three children with all of my heart. The youngest is a little firecracker. Never a dull moment with him. The two eldest are both practicing, aspiring musicians. I am so proud and blessed). :)

I'd like to meet:

God (if such a character exists, we have several issues to discuss). And the other person that I always wanted to meet became my wife on 10-28-06.

Music:

A subject that I could discuss for hours...but I shall refrain from doing so. Being raised by parents that constantly had music playing throughout the household, it was no wonder that I became a music lover and a musician. The Beatles were something that was played with regularity around our house when I was a child, but when I first heard The Doors, that was what really did it for me. I was amazed by Jim Morrison's lyrics/poetry and his performances were gripping. There aren't many artists/songs that move me the way they do. Believe me, that's really saying something. Music is my drug of choice. Other artists that have either influenced me, move me or just simply rawk my world are: A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Acid Bath, Alabama Thunderpussy, Alice Cooper, Alice In Chains, Jeff Beck, Belisama, Bewkenheimer, Bjork, Black Flag, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, David Bowie, Dave Brockie Experience, James Brown, Butthole Surfers, Coal Chamber, Coldplay, Cracktorch, The Cult, Danzig, The Deadites, Deftones, Brian Eno, Extreme, Faith No More, Flaming Lips, Flesh, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, The Fux, Garbage, Half Japanese, Helmet, Iggy Pop, INXS, Iron Maiden, Killswitch Engage, King Crimson, Kiss, Korn, Kyuss, Led Zeppelin, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Ministry, Motley Crue, Mudvayne, Nashville Pussy, Peter Murphy, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pink Floyd, Elvis Presley, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Queensryche, Rawhead Rex, The Rolling Stones, Rollins Band, Roxy Music, Rush, Sam Black Church, Scissorfight, Sepultura, Sex Pistols, Frank Sinatra, Skulltoboggan, The Smiths, Stone Temple Pilots, The Stooges, Sublime, Sumo, System of a Down, Tin Machine, Tool, Twelfth of Never, Type O Negative, U2, White Zombie, Woodgrain Theory, Wretched Asylum, X, XTC, Yes, ZZ Top, and more to come...

Movies:

The following is a list of movies that I dig: 1984, 2 Days in the Valley, A Beautiful Mind, A Clockwork Orange, Almost Famous, American History X, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Army of Darkness, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Big Fish, Blade Runner, Blue Velvet, Body Double, Body Parts (1991), Boogie Nights, Buffalo 66, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Carrie, Cider House Rules, Dances With Wolves, Dawn of the Dead (2004), Dead End, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Eyes Wide Shut, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Field of Dreams, Full Metal Jacket, House of 1000 Corpses, House of Sand and Fog, Ichii the Killer, Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Jaws, Jeepers Creepers, Kill Bill Volume 1, Kill Bill Volume 2, Laurel Canyon, May, Million Dollar Baby, Monster's Ball, National Lampoon's Animal House, Night of the Demons, Nosferatu: The Vampyre, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Paris Trout, Psycho (1960), Repo Man, Requiem For A Dream, Rock Star, Romeo & Juliet (1996), Rosemary's Baby, Satan's Little Helper, Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Scarface, Schindler's List, Sid & Nancy, Silence of the Lambs, Sleepy Hollow, Spice World, Strangeland, The Butterfly Effect, The Crow, The Devil's Advocate, The Devil's Rejects, The Exorcist, The Fly (1958), The Gore Gore Girls, The Man With Two Brains, The Passion of the Christ, The People Under the Stairs, The People vs. Larry Flynt, The Ring, The Shining, The Virgin Suicides, Thir13en Ghosts, Tommy Boy, Van Helsing, Wild Things.Stanley Kubrick, Tim Burton and Terry Gilliam are my favourite directors.

Television:

1st & 10, All in the Family, American Idol, Angel, Around the Horn, Carnivale, Cathouse: The Series, Charmed, Cold Pizza, Dark Shadows, Henry's Film Corner, Inside the Actors Studio, Late Show with David Letterman, Lexx, Major League Baseball, Married with Children, Night Gallery, Outer Limits, Pardon the Interruption, Quantum Leap, RAW, Saturday Night Live, Scare Tactics, Six Feet Under, South Park, Star Trek, Stump the Schwab, The Man Show, The Soprano's, The Simpson's, The Twilight Zone, Tripping the Rift, X-Files.

Books:

Anything written by any of the following authors works for me: Aldous Huxley, Anton Szandor LaVey, Dean R. Koontz, Dr. Seuss, Edgar Alan Poe, George Orwell, H.P. Lovecraft, Hunter S. Thompson, Stephen King.

Heroes:

Without out a doubt, my parents and my late brother. I have drawn a great amount of inspiration from them that I will be forever grateful.

My Blog

Skulltoboggan Nominated as "Best Metal Act" for the 2007 Pulse Magazine Worcester Music Awards

"2007 Pulse Magazine Worcester Music Awards"Click on  the above image to vote for Skulltoboggan as "Best Metal Act". Be sure to vote in all categories as there are many great nominees.Thanks and ...
Posted by Craig Steven "G*Spawt" Gaumond on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Step Up!

Another type of person that I totally loathe is that of a coward. Recently I was contacted by someone here on myspace that I don't know personally that has a grudge against me for reasons that are tot...
Posted by Craig Steven "G*Spawt" Gaumond on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

Skulltoboggan Captures Yet Another Award!

I just wanted to personally thank all of you who voted Skulltoboggan in as winner in the "Best Metal Act" category for the Pulse Magazine's 2006 Worcester Music Awards. Also, thanks to all who attende...
Posted by Craig Steven "G*Spawt" Gaumond on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:19:00 PST

Liars, Rapists, Thieves, Users and Abusers...

...lazy fucks and any other wastes of sperm need not apply here! It seems as though that is the majority of what I have been in contact with lately. I have given my heart, my soul and every ounce of e...
Posted by Craig Steven "G*Spawt" Gaumond on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:03:00 PST

Skulltoboggan Captures Two Worcester Magazine Awards

Skulltoboggan would like to thank all of you that voted for us in this years Worcester Magazine Turtle Boy Music Awards ( http://www.worcestermag.com/archives/2006/03-09-06/pm_nightl ife.html ). Becaus...
Posted by Craig Steven "G*Spawt" Gaumond on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

Skulltoboggan Nominated in The Pulse Magazine

Thanks to all who voted us in as a nominee for this years Best Metal Act in The Pulse Magazine ( http://www.thepulsemag.com/ ). Please visit the link included and vote in all categories. There are man...
Posted by Craig Steven "G*Spawt" Gaumond on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:28:00 PST