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The Confusionists

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About Me

I'm the spiritual leader of The Confusionists, a revolutionary and particularly friendly religious sect which I started after selling the Pope's Hotmail address ([email protected]) on Ebay. The guts of that story can be found here and here . I used the meagre proceeds from the auction to establish Confusionism, a cult for the confused.

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My Interests

Healing Lepers, Chasing Dogs, Confusionism, World Peace, Eternal Life





I'd like to meet:

anyone who's interested in Confusionism.

Music:

My musical tastes are so much more eclectic and sophisticated than your's that I won't even bother to write down the list of obscure bands I'm into. If you've experienced the murky depths of the underground Christian rock scene, you'll know what I mean.

Movies:

Anything featuring scantily clad nuns.

Television:

Songs Of Praise, Heaven & Earth, Father Ted.

Books:

The Adventures of Sparrowboy, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Playboy Annual 1996.

Heroes:

My followers, my mum and every publican who has ever served me a pint...

My Blog

The Confusionists On YouTube and Facebook

Our YouTube channel can be found here.  Please subscribe to the channel and give us five stars on our vids if you want your tax significantly reduced (ask your local tax authority ...
Posted by The Confusionists on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:35:00 PST

The Confusionist Hierarchy

Our hierarchy is different to that of other religions, in that our hierarchy works backwards. By that I mean that the main goal of any self respecting Confusionist is to start out at the top (prophet...
Posted by The Confusionists on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

Confusionist FUQ

Frequently Unanswered Questions about Confusionism1. Is Confusionism a "real" religion?Yes. And there are over 1,000 people on MySpace who can testify to that. But we are different from other religi...
Posted by The Confusionists on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

Confusionist Propaganda.

Simple but effective propaganda provided by Luke Cunt Hate.
Posted by The Confusionists on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:10:00 PST

First Confusionist Miracle Reported!

Dearest Confusionists,It gives me great pleasure to announce that we have had our first miracle. Yesterday I received the following message and picture from Archbishop Rusty_Nutz:"Holy Father, Your fr...
Posted by The Confusionists on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:27:00 PST

Letters To The Pope

As I mentioned already, I registered [email protected] last year and sold it on eBay start my own religion. However, when the story was in the news, people were emailing me in the belief they...
Posted by The Confusionists on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST