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Monkey!

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About Me

..In the time before time the elements were at war for supremacy. For eons the resulting battles created the heavens and the earth. But come the end, being the beginning, only one creature stood standing. It was I, Monkey. And I was quite confused......
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Hmmm. Drinking, smoking, reading, writing, thinking of new excuses not to go to work (it's a bank, you'd understand if you worked there). Generally getting through life at a breakneck saunter.Big Train - Wankers
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I'd like to meet:

Nice, genuine people who like a drink and a laugh. absolutely no c*unts. Oh, and elisha cuthbert.

Eddie Izzard On God and Dinosaurs


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Fuck1 You2 Too31Such a solid monosyllable, the word fuck. It’s the penetrative force that drives the world, the phallus the axis upon which the globe will spin for all eternity. Impaled upon the fleshy spike, the world we inhabit does turn, holding us all upon it with forces we will never understand. The molestation of the orb is complete. God’s cock lies within.2You. It’s you. It has always been you. It will always be you. The face you see in the mirror is yours, not mine. I am therefore blameless when you spy something you don’t like. Look not towards its creator, but look within yourself for the source of your revulsions. I create. You dislike. The only responsibility that can be apportioned for the objectionable nature of the object is your own. You are the one assigning the negative feelings, the clammy horror and burning lust. You. Only you. If you are offended, it is because you have given the object those characteristics that render it distasteful beyond redemption. You may not blame others for your disgust.3Also, as well. Combined. Added to the total, the sum becomes complete. I know you all better than you know me. It is a paradox, of course. I cannot see beyond my world, yet through these words you can see into mine. See my mind. Feel its confusions. Live through shared experience the feelings of despair and fury, the relentess overpowering of the senses by everyday things. It was you that ruined my life. It was you who raped me. It was you. I hope you’re happy. I was, once. Now, I cannot remember.
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Music:

Most things, mostly rock i guess. Shit, if it sounds good I'll listed. Absolutely no ABBA.

DJ SHADOW - Organ Doner


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Queens Of The Stone Age - A Song For The Dead (Live with Dave Grohl)


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Queens of the Stone Age - Feel Good Hit of the Summer Live


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Johnny Cash - 'Hurt"


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Movies:

No Favorites. Hmm, thats wrong. All favotites is closer to the mark. I like funny, sad, futuristic, scary, thought provoking, action packed emotional, tragic, silly thrillers with Bond. As such.

Spaced Gun Fight


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Big Train: Little Train
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Television:

CARTOONS!!! Spaced, Black Books, Peep Show, Extras, Brasseye. Good Comedys basically!! CSI, (go on Mr Hands on Hips) 24 (is Bauer a God!!) and Mythbusters!!!

You Got Aids


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A Peter Griffin Christmas


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Books:

LOTR, To Kill a Mocking Bird, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Shit, I'll read most things.

Heroes:

Anyone who's made a differance.

My Blog

"Have you ever heard of such a thing"....

"Have you ever heard of such a thing"I said. Phillip pondered this for longer then I deemed necessary. "Nay" he finally replied. It was at this point that he decided to expire. Forever will that momen...
Posted by Monkey! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:53:00 PST

My chair

She drove me quite mad with her insistant bickering. Her light I did quench, now she's the chair that I'm sitting in. ...
Posted by Monkey! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

Are Pandas too stupid to live?

 Are Pandas too stupid to livehttp://luckypolls.com/cgi-bin/poll.cgi?complete"> Yes, ease their pain and kill them now. Yes, but let's let nature take it's course. Come on, their too stupid to ma...
Posted by Monkey! on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

The 1st Paper by Monkey in the field of "Medium Science"

I plee to my peers to submit their thoughts on Mondays or any area within Medium Science.   "On Mondays and their not being very good""Though technically the week is 7 days long due to a quirk i...
Posted by Monkey! on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

New Games

Hmm, too much time on my hands me thinks. Oh well.... Traffic Cones. You will need 1 cone less then the number of players. Arrange the cones in a shape of your choice. Drink for between 5 and 10 hours...
Posted by Monkey! on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST

The slighty distubing shape of things to come......

The Rhombus What a cunt.
Posted by Monkey! on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST