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Luke (Latin) : Meaning - Bringer of Light.
Bob (Old English) : Meaning - Bright, Famous
Well 2007 has arrived, according to our Eastern friends - the Year of the Pig . In my eyes, it's going to be the year of the Beer Monster .It'll have to be a fucking amazing year to compare with 2006. Last year we travelled Europe, did 9 countries in total. Went to gigs left right and centre, saw some top class bands, and met some fucking fantastic cunts.
SUPERTED!So the plan for this year is to beat 2006, and we need your help! Any good gigs etc, let us know. We might come along. What have we lined up so far? Well we had our Charity Sky dive on 16th of June, a 14,000 foot jump, freefalling at 10,000 feet a minute - What an experience, and raising just under a grand for a Cancer Charity.We've been to Prague in March for Christies 21st, then there was Venice in June. That was pretty fucking cool!! Want to get New York done for ChristmasGigs, We've had the Rakes in March, supported by the Holloways, Fucking YES to that gig!. Hopefully get Bloc Party in soon. Then there was the Isle of Wight Festival at the beginning of June - Shitdisco, Muse, Kasabian and the Rolling Stones were the highlights.
The pub crawls - Monopoly was fucking amazing back in January, the Easter Pub Crawl, which was in April, The Circle Line Pub Crawl , check the blog for peoples reactions. But It was a bloody good day! We had the Birthday Pub Crawl in July, I was home at 9pm, totally fucked!! What a day, we're organising one now for Dawesys Birthday, details below and on the blog:Bring on 2007!In June Carl and I did theparachute jump for Cancerbackup, so cunts bags, you can still sponsor us!
We reached our target but it's not too late, so click the following button to make a donation, please cunts:You're still reading? Surely you should be doing something productive?-------------------------------------------------
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Cunt
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cunt is a vulgarism in English which refers to the human female reproductive system. Some consider the term obscene and highly offensive, perhaps the most offensive of expletives, while others treat it as merely vulgar.Spastic
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A politically incorrect term of abuse, as in "You're such a spastic" (also colloquially abbreviated to "spa", "spaz", "spazz", "spack", "spacko", "spanner" and "spacker"), derived from a popular misconception that those with any physical disability resulting in spasticity would necessarily also have a mental or developmental disability. When a "spacker" has a fit, it is often referred to as a "spack attack".
Twat
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The term may be an inherently funny word, as it is prone to wordplay, a common example being the dirty pun, "twat did you say? I cunt hear you...nevermind I'll finger it out later, I have an ear infucktion." It is sometimes combined with the synonym cunt, to form "twunt".The term is more commonly used to indicate the following:* A fool an alternative to the word twit - 'You are a real twat 'n' a half'
* One who behaves in a childish, extroverted manner
* To hit something (or someone) really hard - 'I twatted him one'Dickhead From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The word dickhead is a common sex phrase in the English language. It is used to accuse someone of being either incompetent, foolish, contemptible or unpleasant by insinuating that the person has a penis for a head or brain ("dick" being slang for the male sexual organ), or a penis protruding from the head. In 1920s England, a slang term for head lice used to be 'dicks', so when a child would get head lice they would be called 'dickhead' by their peers.
BattyBoy From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Batty boy, battyman and chi chi man are sexual slurs used in Jamaica, Belize and the rest of the Anglophone Caribbean to describe gay men. The term is a Jamaican abbreviation of the word bottom into batty; "batty boy" is a cognate of the American English "butt boy". Usage is commonplace in some Caribbean cultures where homosexuality is condemned, partially as a result of Christianity as well as Rastafarian beliefs (mainly in Jamaica). Many Jamaican musicians have used the term batty boy in describing hatred of homosexualsNonce
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In the UK, the term nonce is a slang word used to refer to a sex offender, especially child sexual abusers, and thus as an insult. The actual origin of this word is unknown, but it is probable that it is derived from a combination of nancy, a derogatory term referring to homosexual males, and British prisoner slang for prisoners who have committed a "nonsense crime", as opposed to a crime such as theft.------------------------------------------------------
----------------NB: If you happen to be a wanker, tosspot, knobend, retard, cunt, user, thief, bigamist, happy-slapper, slapper, slut, whore, chav, wankjockey or just a complete twat, then this is your stop, so get the fuck off my bus pal.
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Some Kids
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Rick says: Luke, get your cock off of my parcel shelf!
Rick now with added hairband says:
nobody rocks the dancefloor like Lukeh babeh
GemZie wrote:
Luke - you danced like a crazy mostly
and there is the funniest pic of me and yoo.. SEXUAL!
you absolute drunk you. I salute thee.. ! hehe
With me, with me, no night is too long. says:
me and ben thought u really were an alcoholic for ages
Rick! says:
LOL... i love it when you go into overdrive, "get away" mode, you can run faster and do superhuman things
Jen-me n Luke need beautiful people!!! says:
no way!! no ones hotter than u luke!!
Less Hair says:
I hate you when you have been drinking
Brent Huff - Rapist Extraordinaire says:
you bringing a homosexual with you tonight?
-=Itchy Trigger Finger Niggers=- says:
strange boy...
Because Im sick and tired of masturbation, Sick and tired of all this Yuppy Flu says:
i hate u luke, and thats why i love you!
Liam says: Long live LUKEH (unlikely the way he drinks!)
Sgt. Adams Mum says: Luke really is a cracking lad, I like him alot.
TrÃybO ?am :: says: haha, dont worry. i have a tiny penis
-=Itchy Trigger Finger Niggers=- says:
Dude you organised an ULTIMATE bar crawl. You are fun.
rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh says: I bet you dont you aftershock buying monster..---------------------------------------------------
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