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BROTHER MOJO

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About Me

well i live in chingford/highams park in london/essex(see the ridiculous town i live in, doesnt even know where it is) and im into punk and psychobilly type bands. erm, im unemployed so i stay up all night and dont sleep til early morning if i sleep at all. mornings are almost non-existant to me, but i love the mornings when i catch them cos it makes me feel like i havent slept, well when i do see them its usually because i havent, but, i dont know, im indecisive as fuck, so if i keep writing this parts gonna be about 5 pages long and confusing without actually saying anything definitive about me. so bye for now and see you in the next section.But basically im a boring cunt without any talents, achievements, or any decent conversations in me, so i talk a load of bollocks almost all the time.Im only interested in people willing to be friends, not pointless bullshit acquaintances, i find people like that a complete waste of my energy and time, not to mention the confusing nature, un-reliability, and un-trust-worthiness of such fuckers, so please, if your some cunt that will only even say hello if you have to, then kindly fuck off and dont waste my fucking time you wankstain, simple as really aint it????? i'll never understand you and vice versa, so PISS OFF!!!, i dont need that shit. I also have no interest whatsoever in one-night-stand bullshit either(not that i get opportunity anyway), oh, and I AM NOT INTERESTED AT ALL IN YOUR FUCKING SEXUAL CONQUESTS EITHER!!! so dont think to impress me with any of that bollocks, because, while you may find it hard to believe, it does rather the opposite, it absolutely fucking disgusts me, however, i try not to be too judgemental. and by the way, i am not as serious a person as this probably makes me seem, i merely have very strong opinions about a lot of things, and am open to debate with people, i aint some fucking fascist cunt, and anything i dont have a strong opinion about, well, i probably take a lot less seriously than i should.

My Interests

punk, psychobilly, going to gigs when i can and generally doing fuck all. sometimes philosophising on pointless things and ocasionally making up words and over checking my grammar, trying to get buzzed off herbal teas and caffeine(oh im so evil arent i?), trying but failing to avoid doublé énténdrés, talking bollocks, talking to feather dusters(if somebody has big brother on and i cant avoid the fucking shitty program), finding old rubbish and sticking it on jackets, and hitting myself with a small hammer i made out of blu-tack. VolXsturm - biertrinken ist wichtig

I'd like to meet:

well as long as someone aint a total cunt then im happy to meet/talk to them really.may be a very broad desctiption of who id like to meet, but im not that fussy really. or maybe i am.....................................................altho ugh my opinions, ideals and my own morals are very important to me and i try to live by them as best i can, so perhaps people that share those. erm, i like people that can take the piss out of themselves(not literally, thank you very much), and i probably get along better with people that are viewed as being "quiet" or "rejects"(im trying so hard to avoid cliché bollocks) etc etc etc, anymore and it will probably sound like some SHITE teen film(ARG!)

Music:

arggg, cant be arsed to list bands yet. well now i can. anti nowhere league, crass, subhumans(uk), english dogs, peter and the test tube babies, sham 69, attila the stockbroker, antibodies, cockney rejects, dead kennedys,Dogshit Sandwich, anti pasti, belinda carbuncle, splodge, the meteors, demented are go,klingonz, thatcher on acid, conflict, the adicts, the exploited, oi polloi, chaos uk, the business, vice squad, stiff little fingers, the quakes, tiger army, tsol, chron gen, sub kids,mdc, rudimentary peni, condemned 84, cock sparrer, gbh,generation x, n.v.ú, oxymoron, toy dolls, the partisans, chaotic dischord, uk subs, zounds, flux of pink indians, the 4skins, infa riot, the restarts, angelic upstarts, batmobile, bad brains, mad sin, blitz,combat 84, lard, dayglo abortions,action pact,mad mongols, os catalepticos,banane metalik,discharge,newtown neurotics, the astronauts, the instant automatons, the mob(u.k), rammstein, ministry, the skids,Disorder, broken bones,Feed your head,Potential threat, boris the sprinkler,Adolf and the piss artists,klasse kriminale, komintern sect,glittertind, verlorene jungs, brigada flores magon,rabauken,loikaemie, banner of thugs,perkele, wildcat strike,bad blood, aus rotten, elvis hitler,the epileptics(became flux of pink indians), warsaw (became joy division),Wat Tyler,The Defects,Citizen Fish, culture shock,hellbillys, gutter demons, barnyard ballers, stage frite,the pagan dead, rezurex,amebix,VolXsturm,maul halten,Stomper 98,Political Asylum,Schwartzeneggar,Cress,Stratford Mercenaries,4 past midnight,Blyth Power,Hard Skin,Omega Tribe,King Kurt,The Samples,Another Mans Poison,Guana Batz, and probably some more that i cant think of right now.

Movies:

only film that sticks out in my mind right now is bladerunner. and been quoting kung pow for quite some time now, erm, brain dead, the monty python films, dr strangelove, american psycho, land of the dead, mad max 2 and 3(the first is utter shit lol), equilibrium, 1984, brazil, twelve monkeys, the 2nd and 3rd pink panther films(NOT the shitty remake), the alien series of films(even resurrection, but not alien vs predator), predator,predator 2, jabberwocky, lawrence of arabia, kingdom of heaven, master and commander, ninja scroll, vampire hunter D, Akira, Ghost in the shell,Kung fu hustle, Shaolin soccer, Dark city, Dog soldiers, Bowfinger,Romper stomper, American history x, Clockwork orange,The star wars films, The living dead films, Hellraiser, The wishmaster, Saw 3, The terminator films, Watership down, The usual suspects, Memento, Interview with a vampire, Black hawk down, Full metal jacket, Saving private ryan,Phonebooth, Very bad things, A scanner darkly,Minority report, The war of the worlds(remake), little shop of horrors(1980's version), dawn of the dead(original), Apocalypse now, the warriors(even though its script is terrible lol), robocop(1 and 2, others are total SHITE), Reign of fire, batman begins, the evil dead films, sexy beast,we were soldiers,Apocalypto, the last samurai, the thing, 28 days later,enemy mine,gladiator,lets go to prison,casshern(though to be honest, it made little sense), advent children,day of the dead,2001 maniacs, sin city,event horizon, slither, team america, the big lebowski,300,this is england, and some more when i can think of em

Television:

brass eye, black books, red dwarf, futurama, alan partridge,mighty boosh, fawlty towers, the day today, monty pythons flying circus, the young ones, the simpsons, star stories, stella street, have i got news for you, ray mears(cant remember what series, the one where he visits different tribes around the world, bushcraft i think), bottom, blackadder,Garth Marenghis Darkplace, The Detectives,scrapheap challenge, brainiac:science abuse,one foot in the grave, keeping up appearances,the tick,only fools and horses,flight of the conchords, and random history and wildlife documentaries.

Books:

havent read a book in ages so i cant think of any. but last book i did read was two hours to doom, the book dr.strangelove turned into a comedy. didnt finish it mind, and only have it because it came with dr.strangelove, but werent a bad read.Benjamin Zephaniah - Too black Too strong, werent too bad, some pretty good stuff in there, although, some stuff is bollocksMark Twain - The Mysterious Stranger, fucking class it was, would reccommend it.

Heroes:

batman mixed with the punisher and the incredible hulk, in some giant cosmic gamma ray mutation, and also involving some ooze with the ideology and philosophy of Colonel Walter E. Kurtz (these aint a heroes list, just fucking class bands) KlingonzDemented are goThe meteorsamazing royal crownsCrassCrass againChaos UKConflictSubhumansSplodgeChaotic DischordChron GenThe PartisansN.V.ÚBanane MetalikZoundsBatmobileCock sparrerUK subs

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