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Lord Dwarf

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About Me

I'm a British Dwarf with sexual identity issues. Let me jump onboard!

My Interests

smilin' like Stan Lee. Tickling posters of women with my paintbrush!

I'd like to meet:

Paul Daniels.Ronald McDonaldWarwick Davis

Music:

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy. Rock'n'Roll Christmas - Paul Gadd Little Drummer Boy - Bing Crosby and David Bowie Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy

Movies:

The Labyrinth, Star Wars, Time Bandits, Willow, The Man with the Golden Gun.

Television:

The Two Ronnies, The Krankies, Wizbit, Different Strokes, Knightrider (just imagine having a car like that!), Sin Cities.

Books:

70th Anniversary Rupert Bear Annual. 100 years of Noel Edmonds. The Squirrels of Buchenwald. Protect and Survive 1981 Government Information Book, featuring the Wombles. Thrupenny Bits: The anecdotes of Whitechapel brasses. Mein Kampf (Illustrated). Tiddies: an essay on the anatomic aesthetics of pin-ups through the ages. Baudrillard, Warhol and Modernity's End: by Paul and Barry Chuckle. My Life Gone Bad: Herve Villechaise and the Voices in His Head. Jack Purvis: (Sir Tom) Shakespeare and me. Warwick: I'm Not An Ewok Anymore (gimme a clementine!) Lord of the Rings: Return of Sonic the Hedgehog. Jamie's Kitchen. Paul Daniels: Why My Head is Wider Than it is Tall. Willow: Behind the Magic: Official companion to the Feature Film (foreword by Ron Howard!)

Heroes:

Paul Daniels, Taeffe O' Connell, Russ Meyer, Warwick Davis, Herve Villechaise, Kenny Baker, Jack Purvis, Brian Blessed, Jenny McCarthy, Stan Lee, Jean Baudrillard, Jacques Derrida, Michel Foucault, Roald Dahl, Denise Milani, Oliver Reed, Jason and the Argonauts, Vincent Price, Christopher Walken, Leonard Nimoy, Jamie Oliver.

My Blog

Mad World

We live in a world where Girls Aloud have a pop career? It's like the alternate 1985 in Back to the Future, where Biff wins big from using the almanac and turns Leah Thompson into his concubine. *tut-...
Posted by Lord Dwarf on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:00:00 PST

More under-hand filth from the eighties...

Depeche Mode meet the Thundercats... Ho. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIr-4xwgbX0
Posted by Lord Dwarf on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:07:00 PST

Eternia Pride Anthem...

somebody deserves a medal, a cake, or a week at the playboy mansion for this art... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb-uN_igcaA
Posted by Lord Dwarf on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:45:00 PST