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Lord Lucan

You ain't seen me, right!

About Me


Had a slight 'altercation' in Belgravia mid 70's and have had to lie doggo since...


-PROFILE NANNY-

Adelle

Now this is more like it! Perhaps not the most delicate of English rose, but a vast improvement on the previous harridan.

Given the high turnover of staff I seem to suffer, this position often becomes vacant. Send all applications to my inbox. The current incumbent can be easily removed with a quick tap to the cranium.



Previous nannies

Sandra Rivett

Laticia Umbongo

My Interests

Poker, speedboats, bobsleigh, gee-gees, lead pipes, nannies...

I'd like to meet:

Well, the 'ex' for starters. I'd show her a piece of my mind - or failing that I'd show her a piece of her own mind. Other that that, Mary Poppins would be nice. But not that Nanny McPhee woman. Far too butch for my tastes...

My Blog

Putting the record straight...

10 FACTS ABOUT 'LUCKY' LORD LUCAN 1 - I never done it! 2 - I have no fucking idea where Shergar is 3 - I definitely did not do it 4 - I am not 'Jungle Fucking Barry'  5 -...
Posted by Lord Lucan on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:12:00 PST