Danzeltoote |
Why not strap a small fuzzy animal to your shiny new britches and prance around outside IKEA shrieking "I'm the lord of Danzeltoote and I challenge man, woman or series of pencils&...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:19:00 GMT |
i AM a valerian sea monkey madam and theres sod all you can do about it |
brudderf twoo. seethe softer else th buggerf'll catch thee, winde thee neaftly wifth their filfthy digitf and crye bloofdie furie too alle th winfds.
'f' is highly underrated
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:43:00 GMT |
on quelling the frantic attentions of a newt |
i was, as is my filthy fookn habit, a-sitting by a pond the other day when a newt, not four inches in length approached me, eminating a seedy gleam a pulling behind it a small packed lunch i...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:10:00 GMT |
cabbage (as in "'omaaage") |
oh hateful and, at the same time, pitiful timothy with his litttle waggy tail and woeful mug. Put a penny in't and see his eyes wobble in the gloomy recesses of his caven face. buy a plumb from him la...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:46:00 GMT |
right you horrible bastards this ones for tiny tim |
its a shame that Bladdercat is forced to ritually rape and murder so many of his closest friends but occaisionally the boredom and the croquet get the better of a man/large fantasy-based blue pussycat...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:32:00 GMT |
