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The Bundy Bunch

Can you help me with my sailboat? I broke my arm.

About Me

Dead Girls Don't Say No.
Sociopathic sexual deviant with a penchant for necrophiliac sodomy.
I also know my way around the courtroom. (wink)
I have a few trophies:
Jan. 4, 1974: Karen Sparks (survived). Battered in her bed as she slept. Remained comatose for several months, but eventually awoke.
Feb. 1, 1974: Lynda Healy (21). Battered unconscious while asleep and abducted from the house she shared with other University of Washington co-eds.
Mar. 12, 1974: Donna Manson (19). (practice makes perfect)
Apr. 17, 1974: Susan Rancourt (18).
May 6, 1974: Roberta Kathleen Parks (22).
June 1, 1974: Brenda Ball (22).
June 11, 1974: Georgeann Hawkins (18).
July 14, 1974: Janice Ott (23) and Denise Naslund (19), both from Lake Sammamish State Park.
Sept. 1974: Unknown hitchhiker
Oct. 2, 1974: Nancy Wilcox (16).
Oct. 18, 1974: Melissa Smith (17).
Oct. 31, 1974: Laura Aime (17).
Nov. 8, 1974: Carol DaRonch (19, survived). Escaped by jumping from my moving car.
Nov. 8, 1974: Debbie Kent (17). Vanished hours after DaRonch escaped from me.
Jan. 12, 1975: Caryn Campbell (23).
Mar. 15, 1975: Julie Cunningham (26).
Apr. 4, 1975: Denise Oliverson (25).
May 6, 1975: Lynette Culver (13).
June 27, 1975: Susan Curtis (15).
Jan. 15, 1978: Lisa Levy (20), Margaret Bowman (21), Karen Chandler (survived), Kathy Kleiner (survived). The Chi Omega killings. (6 months of repression. whammo)
Jan. 15, 1978: Cheryl Thomas (survived). Bludgeoned in her bed, eight blocks away from the Chi Omega house.
Feb. 9, 1978: Kimberly Leach (12).
And the one they don't know about (my favorite):
Cara Maan

My Interests

Politics, Law, Sailing, Rape, Bondage, Torture, Mutilation, Sodomy, Strangulation, Necrophilia, Knives, Guns, Rope, Duct Tape, various other form of Restraint, Asphyxiation, Blunt Force Trauma, Impersonating Authority Figures, Blood, Pussy, Breasts, Forced Fellatio. Home Depot.

I'd like to meet:

Easily subdued white girls with long straight brown hair parted in the middle. Approximately 15-25 years of age.
Preferably.
I can be a bit rash and rather opportunistic when the mood strikes me.

NOT Sharon Lopatka.
How boring could that be?

Squeaky Fromme. HOT!

Music:

Jan And Dean, The Beach Boys, Patsy Cline, Otis Redding, Bobby Darrin, Frankie Avalon, The Byrds, Sly And The Family Stone, Janis Joplin, The Doors, Jefferson Airplane. I really can't hear much between the entity in my head and the screaming.

Movies:

Rosemary's Baby, Pyscho, It's A Wonderful Life.

Television:

Charlie's Angels, Hawaii Five-O, Leave It To Beaver.

My Blog

Bundy-mercial

"Hi, I'm Ted." (pan to audience) "HI TED!" "You know, for years I was spending hundreds of dollars a month on new bed sheets, pillow cases, comforters, even underwear." "And you want to know wh...
Posted by The Bundy Bunch on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:17:00 PST

I'm Famous

part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5...
Posted by The Bundy Bunch on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST

Methods Of

Mere technicalities.I found the easiest way was to simply wrap my hands around their throats and squeeze.While thrusting. Or before. Or after. Or stabbing.Hot tub!
Posted by The Bundy Bunch on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST

Strangulation

Strangling is compression of the neck that leads to unconsciousness or death by causing an increasingly hypoxic state in the brain. Fatal strangling typically occurs in cases of violence, accidents, a...
Posted by The Bundy Bunch on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST