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Poptart Sprinkle

Welcome to the red HOT two-bit tootsie roll Poptart panty page!

About Me


I ride a pink pony, bathe in Almond Milk, see dead people, smell colors, lick rainbows, wag my tail, lollygag & worship Little Debbie. Wanna play? Meoow...
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Poptart Sprinkle & the Candy kidz
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Super famous Los Angeles Art Tart Home Video
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TO THE JUNGLE
Whenever I get my hands on a Tinkerbell doll, I like to bury a knife in it's poor little chest, hang it from a noose, and then light it on fire. You should try it sometime. I enjoy pointing & laughing out loud at the same time, eating my dessert before dinner, holding my breath until I get my way, spinning spools of cotton candy, then waking up to a tall glass of sugar water. Often time I tell my friends I'm deep cleaning my palace when really I'm moving a pile of clothes over here & a pile of porn over there. When I'm not partying at Chuck E. Cheese I'm collecting artifacts from serial killers, plastic flowers, hand puppets, lunch boxes, dolls, vintage candies, clowns, random toys, and various shaped dildos (not to do squats on, for display purposes only, perverts!) Me and my dog Lulu wear matching outfits & fall asleep spooning each other at night fall. I think we might have fleas.

My Interests


TRAPEZE, Gymnastics, G.L.O.W., roller derby, shot put, thumb wrestling, hopskotch, squirt guns, plastic lobsters, blow up pools, floaties, marco polo, pick pocketing, artificial flavors, pie eating contests, presents, prizes, snow cones, licorice straws, slurpees, merry- go- rounds, teeter totters, pinatas, costumes, pony rides, glitter, birthday parties, hula hoops & fun dip.

I'd like to meet:



Phil Spector, Greg Louganis, Charles Manson, Tonya Harding, R Kelly, Mitch Gaylord, Kim Fowley & John Holmes

Music:



Gram Rabbit, The Dears, Elliot Smith, TV on the Radio, Josie Cotton, Yma Sumac, Yo La Tengo, The Beach Boys, Television, On The Speakers, Spoon, Eyhyl Meatplow, Dean Martin, Guided By Voices, Goldfrapp, Stevie Wonder, Swervedriver, Taj Mahal, Betty Blowtorch, Butt Trumpet, The Fuxedos, Marvin Gaye, Pulp, Gene Loves Jezebel, The Seeds, Jon Brion, Agnes Gooch, Tuscaurora, Love, Tones On Tail, Kool Kieth, Supertramp, Mogwai, Willie Mitchell, The Nervous Return, Prince, The Vacation, Skid Row, Jeff Buckley, The Walkmen, Donovan, The Pretty Vicious, Missing Persons, The Lovin' Spoonful, Slaughter, The Velvet Under ground, Superdrag, The 88, Princess Superstar, Cub, The Muffs, Boss Hog, Bang Tango, Lush, Gus, Yum Yum, Dig, Sly And The Family Stone, Ours, Fleetwood Mac, The Dandy Warhols, Combustible Edison, Love And Rockets, James Brown, The Flaming Lips, Leonard Cohen, Radar, BJM, T.Rex, Warlocks, K.d. Lang, Nick Cave, George Michael, The Turtles, Sparkle Horse, ELO, B.R.M.C., Tom Petty, Bootsy Collins, Pogues, B-52's, Jason Falkner, Jellyfish, Supergrass, 84 Nash, The Stones, Daniel Jonston, Clinic, Joni Mitchell, Plexi, The Doves, Portishead, Passion Boys, Material Issue, Nirvana, Hanoi Rocks, The Beautiful South, Ambulance LTD, Aaron Embry, James Hall, 2 Live Crew, Nina Hagen, The Beatles, Midnight Movies, The Pretty Things, Dungen, The Nightrats, Ritchie Valens, Love Is All

Movies:


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The Libertine, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Science of Sleep, Caligula, Top Secret, Happiness, Young Frankenstein, 120 Days Of Sodom, Anchorman, Wild At Heart, Head, American Movie, Jesus' Son, Blue Velvet, Another You, Leap Of Faith, anything by Tim Burton, anything with Jean Claude Van Damme (especially Double Impact), Citizen Ruth, Bottle Roket, Serial Mom, Drowning Mona, Polyester, CQ, House Of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls, DIG, Death To Smootchy, Harold & Maud, Brazil, The Jerk, Without You I'm Nothing, The Princess Bride, Bowfinger, National Lampoon's Vacation films, American Beauty, Child's Play, The Seed Of Chucky, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, Citizen Kane, The Burbs, Desperate Living, Showgirls, Goonies, I Spy, Meet The Parents, Purple Rain, The Mayor Of Sunset Strip, Fletch, Female Troubles, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Mulholland Dr., Waiting For Guffman, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, Elf, Hellboy, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Go, Wonderland, Dazed and Confused, Lost In Translation, Day Of The Locust, May

Television:



Dexter, Nip/Tuck, The Sopranos, Deadwood, Andy Griffith, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Wife Swap & Just Shoot Me

Books:



Coloring books & porn!

Heroes:



Angelyne & Dennis Woodruff

My Blog

Pee Pee Poetry

Perverted poopy purple potato pumpers paint poptart pizza pudding pie porn & periodically partake in paper Peggy pegasuses potent pecan plum punany power play parfait. Popeye promptly pa...
Posted by Poptart Sprinkle on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

Sea Shell, Venus Smell

THE REBIRTH OF VENUS  a new play on words by POPTART SPRINKLE (inspired by Mercurios Muse my Orafice Oracle) POPTART: I am my favorite playmate. I play 72 instruments simultaneously. MALE EGO...
Posted by Poptart Sprinkle on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:59:00 PST

POPTART SPRINKLE AND THE CANDY KIDZ

Poptart Sprinkle And The Candy Kidz is a psyhedelic, punk rock and adult-friendly childrens show that was shot on green screen. The show is reminiscent of Pee Wee's Playhouse, Yellow Submarine, and De...
Posted by Poptart Sprinkle on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:11:00 PST