Stream of consciousness rant:
I am a wood-eating mammal. I decorate my life with all things spooky, morbid and Halloween. I collect skulls, medical instruments and other weird shit. I am so goth that I prayed for Bela Lugosi to come make me his bride when I was 5 years old. I don't have to dress the stereotype anymore, I just AM, so don't ask me why every picture I have up is not all pasty face and dressed in black. I have a tan; I'm Italian, SO FUCKING WHAT?! I won "Goth Beauty 2000" wearing pastel blue and pink and showing no skin. See my pics =) I love to play dress up. I've been known to Klown and Zombie. I fly trapeze. I have 37 skydives and not one tandem. I've gone diving with Great White sharks. I was on the boat when Steve Irwin died, and it still makes me cry to this day, but I love that I was doing something he would've loved. He is one of my heroes. I'm trying to organize the first-ever ALL GIRL Great White dive for September 2008, so if you're a girl and have the money and balls, let me know. It's beautiful! I sing karaoke. I love to travel and learn about new cultures. I can speak a bit of French (I took 4 1/2 years but I'm rusty as hell), Fijian and Indonesian, and I'm about to learn some Thai, Cambodian and Swahili for upcoming trips. I enjoy the fact that most people in other countries don't know that I'm american. I hate George W. Bush; he's an ignorant cunt. I hate people that are fake and people who disrespect other people's cultures. I hate people who abuse animals. I wish I could abuse them. I hate people who are so fucking lazy that they throw trash on the street instead of holding onto it until they find a trash can. I hate people who are too lazy to recycle. I hate people who are high drama. Mainly I probably hate most people, but I can appreciate diversity and the contribution to my bank of emotions. I have a pretty good singing voice... I won bronze medal in Montreal in 1985(?) for solo performance, but that was before I started smoking and still had a 3 1/2 octave range. I am an actor. Graduate of the two year program at the Sanford Meisner Center and pretty damn good if I would just get off my ass. Did I mention I procrastinate? I love Johnny Depp... he's an amazing actor and one hot piece of ass. I love kids but don't need them to feel complete, so I won't be having any. Though if Johnny asked I'd have to give in. I love to dance. I study and practice the occult, so if you want to piss me off, do so at your own peril. No guilt, no fear, no self doubt! I have no qualms about retaliation. I believe in being a good person (which I am), but I also believe that karma hits those who have guilt for what they've done. You won't find that here. White or black magic? Not-so-much. I think of it like electricity... it can light your home or it can kill you... it doesn't make it good or bad; it's all relatively grey. I love animals and want to pursue some volunteering for animal conservation. I think that's really important. I have more of an affinity towards animals than most people. I especially love the dangerous and misunderstood ones. I had two black cats (Cyric and Basil have passed away; I now have a black and white rescue named Gertie), a really cute pet tarantula named Rosebud, plus 4 adult and a bunch of baby Madagascar Hissing cockroaches. At some point I'd like to move towards venomous snakes or large cats. Someday I'd love to handle a Black Mamba or Cobra or maybe a Tiapan or Ituri Rhino Viper. I'd like to free swim with Great whites. Feed a tiger. Do I have a deathwish? Perhaps, but I seem to gravitate towards things that scare the shit out of me and most other people. It makes life more interesting. I trade financial stability for life experience and usually don't regret a second of it.
You can see some of my painting work at: http://f2.pg.briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/[email protected]
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B Bouncy
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A Appreciative
V Valiant
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R Rare
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Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.comOK, so really more like:
Bitchy
Evil
Acidic
Volitile
Erratic
Rodent
and they forgot the "H" for Horny.Oh, and by the way,
You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
The video sucks, but this is pretty much how I feel lately. Gotta love Morrissey.
