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A Damn Word

a high standard of bad taste.

About Me

"Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work."-Flaubert

My artwork can also be seen at:

Check out my genius friend Larry's groovy webpage!

My Interests

King Vitaman

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Fool's Gold Loaf Records

Television:



My Blog

Your Knight in Shining Plaster

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Posted by A Damn Word on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:11:00 PST

A Killer Frame

The Story of McHuberty...
Posted by A Damn Word on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:58:00 PST

Give me one McHuberty with cheese. Hold the ammo.

"McHuberty"(super-groovy frame coming soon!)Learn how James Oliver Huberty and McDonalds became synonymous with each other...
Posted by A Damn Word on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:24:00 PST

Tonya Tailbone

When Tonya Tailbone does the jitterbugHer backbone pops when she cuts a rugShe's sixty pounds of dynamiteShows more bones than a burial siteShe's never had a bite to eatThanksgiving is her enemyMalnut...
Posted by A Damn Word on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

Goji, Lee, and Me ("Melon Baby Moppet")

GojiLee"Melon Baby Moppet"...
Posted by A Damn Word on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

A Rocky Romance

It takes a big heart to love a man with a huge head.
Posted by A Damn Word on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:09:00 PST

Harlequin Baby Dance!

I finally got around to turning Harley into a puppet. Now he can tiptoe through the tulips!...
Posted by A Damn Word on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:17:00 PST

Trisomy 21 + Heroin = RDS !!!

What happens when a famous Hollywood junkie decides to up his dosage on chromosomes instead of heroin?ROBERT DOWNEY SYNDROME!...
Posted by A Damn Word on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST

Cranky Carl the Meth-Mouthed Marionette

Cranky Carl is my new friend. When he's not cooking bathtub candy , picking meth mites, and grinding his teeth out to the latest jams you can find him in his bathroom cutting a rug. If you make a good...
Posted by A Damn Word on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST

MALF's Fabulous, Furry Frame

As with all my other paintings, MALF gets a special frame. This one appears to be a little furrier than the others. I added some sparkly shit at the last minute because I couldnt think of anything be...
Posted by A Damn Word on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:00:00 PST