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FULL-BLOWN, SHIT HEAD, LOYALIST!

About Me

THE ASSMACHINE BECAME INFECTED IN 1996.THICK, HARD, ROPE-LIKE MEN FULL OF BROWN, HARD, PLEATHER, SHIT KISSES...GREASED, HARD, MAN TORSO! STOOL SAMPLES! FULL BLOWN!BROWN TECHNO, SPHINCTER ELECTRONICS, GAPE-ASS PHILOSOPHY & PRACTICE, LARGE QUANTITIES OF VISINE, FIST-FUCKING KEEPS THE BROS TIGHT AND READY FOR A SHIT FIGHT!EXTREMELY HARD PENISES FULL OF MAN SEED, HOT INFECTED MAN SEED!EXTREMELY HARD NIPPLES ARE NOT FULL OF MILK. WHEN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN, WILL YOU WEAR A RED RIBBON OR A BROWN HANKERCHIEF IN YOUR LEFT POCKET?

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Member Since: 3/9/2005
Band Members: SARGENT GIVE-ME-A-SHITKISS***DJ BOTTOMFEEDER***PRECIOUS MOMENTS***HONEY BUCKET***HOTBOY (FLEXER)
Influences: ROB HALFORD, ROD MCKUEN, SHIT, MEN, CARL JUNG, SHIT-HOLES, FULL-BLOWN-WARRIORS, ROPE-DREAMS, STOOL PIGEONS, BROWN PLEATHER, SHIT, BISCUITS & SOUTHER-STYLE, SHIT GRAVY, GLORY HOLES & GLORY HOPS, RUBBER PUNCHBAGS, BROWN THROATS, DUMPER VANS, BUG-CHASING, SUNSETS, TAKING BACK THE NIGHT, WHIFFLE BALL, SUCKING SHIT-ROPE INTO OPEN, WET SUCK MOUTH, PUKING UP SHIT AND SUCKING IT BACK DOWN, MAN PLAY, VISINE PARTIES, SHIT-WILLIES, SHITNICS WITH THE BROS, HATING TUNA HELPERS AND THOSE WHO HELP TUNA HELPERS, SHIT-PUNCHING...
Sounds Like: MEN COVERED IN SHIT, FUCKING MEN COVERED IN SHIT WHO EAT SHIT WHILE FUCKING MEN COVERED IN HOT, WET, BROWN SHIT. SHIT MOUSTACHES 4-EVER! FLEX HARD! SHIT HAPPENS!
Record Label: STOOL PIGEON
Type of Label: None