FUN, Rock and Roll, Food and Wine, Booze in general, Books, Records, Tasteless Humor, the Sewing of Wild Oats, the New Jersey Fun Society, Writing, Fun, Confusion, Fun, and fucking Bubble Gum. I have many tattoos, but I don't have any interest in yours.
I cannot bear so base a method which your fashionable people generally affect; there is nothing I detest so much as the contortions of these great time-and-lip servers, these affable dispensers of meaningless embraces, these obliging utterers of empty words, who view every one in civilities, and treat the man of worth and the fop alike. What good does it do if a man heaps endearments on you, vows that he is your friend, that he believes in you, is full of zeal for you, esteems and loves you, and lauds you to the skies, when he rushes to do the same to the first rapscallion he meets? No, no, no heart with the least self-respect cares for esteem so prostituted; he will hardly relish it, even when openly expressed, when he finds that he shares it with the whole universe. Preference must be based on esteem, and to esteem every one is to esteem no one. Since you abandon yourself to the vices of the times, zounds! you are not the man for me. I decline this over-complaisant kindness, which uses no discrimination. I like to be distinguished; and, to cut the matter short, the friend of all mankind is no friend of mine.
Also, I don't like hats.
Johnny, Joey, Tommy and Dee Dee, where are you, now that we need you?
This is just a little bit...the 400 Blows, Amadeus, Black Sunday, Blazing Saddles, Blow Up, Breathless, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Caligula, Casablanca, Cemetary Man, Chinatown, Contempt, Dr. Strangelove, the Elephant Man, Fearless Vampire Killers, Hardcore, Head, High Plains Drifter, In Cold Blood, The Killers (1964), Leon, M, Monster Squad, Nekromantik, Night of the Hunter, Once Upon a Time in America, Once Upon a Time in the West, On the Waterfront, Princess Bride, the Producers, Real Genius, Richard Kern, Return of the Living Dead, Romance, Seven Samurai, Shane, Suddenly Last Summer, The Thin Man, Touch of Evil, Wild Bunch, Wings of Desire, Yojimbo, Young Frankenstein. I certainly thought that Donnie Darko was a flaming piece of shit, though every goofball on MySpace seems to think differently. I guess I didn't get it. Also, I believe that people who really dig Jim Jarmusch are mildly retarded. Mildly.
Deadwood, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, Freaks and Geeks, the Uncle Floyd Show, the Partridge Family, the Monkees, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ed Vs. Spencer, History Channel.
If you need to list all the books you've read in order to prove your intelligence then maybe you're not that intelligent after all.
I dork out to Y:The Last Man, Transmetropolitan, and Fables.
Andy Kaufman, Saint-Ex, Mel Brooks, Uncle Floyd, James Dean, Cyrano DeBergerac, That Artist Guy, Doc Holliday, W.A. Mozart, The Man with No Name, Bill Hicks, Polynikes, Ragnar Redbeard, Neal Cassady, Sir Francis Dashwood, Bartenders, William Goldman, Lester Bangs, Pete Perret.