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About Me

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My Interests

Depending on...well I'm not sure what it depends on...I am either a hermit who stays at home and caters to idiosyncrasies or I am an extrovert. I always have obsessions. As of now: Mole People. Mormons. French language and culture. Tanukis. Decopage. Conspiracies. The psychology of my cats. Saving and wasting all my $$$ on travel. White Tea. Red wine. Jameson. Bjork. Lucid dreams. Lemurs. Pinup girl hairstyles. Strangers with Candy. Cults. Flesh Colored Unitards. Alter-egos. Novelty acts. Sudoku. Moving where there is universal healthcare for humans & cats.

I'd like to meet:

People who own flesh colored unitards (preferably with a hood) that would like to start a FCU colony.

Music:

Songs are like tattoos. There is a song for you. Ink on a pin.Underneath the skin.An empty space to fill in.

Movies:

Anything by Stanley Kubrik* David Lynch * John Waters * Wes Anderson* Micheal Gondry* Also: Buffalo 66 * Wet Hot American Summer * Breakfast at Tiffany's * Requiem * Amelie * Eternal Sunshine * Sex and Lucia * Ghost World * Dancer in the Dark * Jesus Son * The Good Girl * Secretary * One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest * The Princess and the Warrior * The Experiment * La Haine * The Magdalene Sisters * How to draw a Bunny* American Splendor* Pretty as a Picture* Dark Days* Jules & Jim * 8 1/2 * Man Bites Dog* Boondock Saints* Me you & Everyone we Know* We Don't Live Here Anymore* Skyscraper* My Life Without Me*--------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------www.goodproductions.or g Really funny short films. I am in a few.

Television:

The best thing I've ever witnessed on TV: picture it: News, Brenda Blackman, serious expression. "There was a HORRIBLE butt sack....(giggle)...excuse me, BUS ACCIDENT tonight on the BQE....(chuckle chuckle)...5 people are dead...( giggles in background), (stiffled laughs into straight up roaring)."

Books:

Anything by Nabokov * David Sedaris * Rimbaud * Murakami * Anais Nin * Hunter S. Thompson * Dylan Thomas * Spalding Gray * Bukowski * Ayn Rand * The Vonnegut * Tom Robbins * George Orwell * The Mole People by Jennifer Toth * Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakuer, Days of War, Nights of Love - CrimethInc., Notes From the Underground- Dostyesty, Mr.Palomar- Italio Calvino

Heroes:

Are only $2 at the bodega by my apt.

My Blog

My friends ramble better

From Mr. Mike Mistake: This is an email I sent out trying to set up a show with my old band Theee Bishops in 2004. This show never happened.Almost all of our gigs were booked with this sort of ram...
Posted by Carrie on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:33:00 PST

Ok... in case I amfound murdered...

Ok...so, tonight, I barhopped from the E Village to LES to China Towne (yes I know there is no "E' in town...just better that way). My darling friend Katja bought me a cab ride home,as the L sucks usu...
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

Worst month EVER!!!!!!

I am going to bitch and moan and vent and if you don't like it, don't read my motherfucking blog! Starts off with my throat closing up and a super high fever--> get amoxicillin from Johnnys mom--> bre...
Posted by Carrie on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST

Lost in Translation?

About two years ago, I began French lessons with a woman named Evelyne. She is a former NATO employee who, now retired, teaches lessons. Evelyne is short and squat and always wore a huge metal Ukrania...
Posted by Carrie on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 05:05:00 PST

mockingbirds

Mockingbirds are the true artists of the bird kingdom. Which is to say, although they're born with a song of their own, an innate riff that happens to be one of the most versatile of all ornithologica...
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

redecorating

I like to drink just enough to change the temperature in the brain room. It's the less mainstream substances that rearrange the furniture.
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST