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The Dolly Mama

I feel like I'm in Highlander.

About Me

Don't be fooled by the rocks that i got.

My Interests

bowling in formal wear. freestyle walking. having the door held open for me. acting like a total jackass. small kindnesses.

I'd like to meet:

unrepentant cigarette smokers. people who take themselves ENORMOUSLY seriously. ron burgundy. your mom.

Music:

twangy and old-timey. in 2 years i'll be listening to what's really good and coming out right now. i'm a little slow...

Movies:

True Romance, It's a Wonderful Life, Pretty In Pink, Mermaids, Monster, Evil Dead, Happiness, Goodfellas, the Godfather,Amelie, pretty much anything involving zombies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), Cry Baby, Breakfast at Tiffany's,Roman Holiday, Waking Life, Rushmore, Royal Tennanbaums, Bottle Rocket, Election, High Fidelity, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost In Translation, Vegas In Space, Blue Hawaii, Cape Fear, How to Marry a Millionaire, Some Like It Hot, Boondock Saints, any Tarantino, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Memento, American Beauty, The Last Time I Committed Suicide, The Breakfast Club, Switchblade Sisters, Anchorman, Stealing Beauty

Television:

Best Ever was Freaks and Geeks! It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The State, Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, Dead Like Me, Law and Order, CSI, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, Forensic Files, Cold Case, Kids In the Hall, the Daily Show, Mr. Show. . .scrambled porn.

Books:

Nick Hornby, Anais Nin, David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Henry Miller, Kerouac, Dostoyevsky, Nabakov, Kundera. I like books more than most things.

Heroes:

my dad. may the lord rest and keep him.

My Blog

Gettin’ Hitched and Buying a House!!!!

So, Andy and I got engaged last friday and are super excited and happy!!!Last sunday, quite by accident, we found an amazing house and have put an offer on it.First of all, we can't figure out what ki...
Posted by The Dolly Mama on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:50:00 PST

Movin on up

Good morning, sunshines! seeing as i'm far too lazy to write specific emails to all those who are important, heres one that even those of you who are totally unimportant can read, too. (Never let it...
Posted by The Dolly Mama on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:13:00 PST

Living in sin and other stories. by taylor collins

so, due to my general lack of an internet connection and the like, i thought i'd update ya'll mass communication style. here goes: as i sit perched precariously on the edge of the porch, which is th...
Posted by The Dolly Mama on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 02:12:00 PST

the city of my dreams

i have been witness today to two, count 'em, two bumfights.  denver is truly the city of my dreams. that is all.  as you were.
Posted by The Dolly Mama on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST

What I'm doing

Alright boys and girls, I have virtually no phone minutes and absolutely no time to call all of you whom I hold dear, so here goes. I am moving.  To Denver. Yeah, I know, shock of the century, Ta...
Posted by The Dolly Mama on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:23:00 PST

no really, i don't watch tv

ok, so i just got a friend request from someone who seemed like a reasonable person, until, upon closer inspection, proved to be one of those people who wrote on their profile that they "don't watch t...
Posted by The Dolly Mama on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:04:00 PST

insomnia

it is six o'clock in the fucking morning and i am awake.  it seems that last evening, after having my face rocked off by johnny thursday and the friday knights, i once again succeeded in drinking...
Posted by The Dolly Mama on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 03:27:00 PST