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tale of a moron

donttrustwhitey

About Me

don't go walkin slow cause devils on the loose.....la puta vida

My Interests

oh half drunk all the time and i'm all drunk the rest the way, the truth, the life

Music:

rose tattoo, ccr, skrewdriver, grandfunk, motorhead

Movies:

wild zero, the big lebowski, the three amigo's, repo man

Television:

yankees baseball

Books:

kitchen confidential, the modern drunkard, the zombie survival guide, american hardcore, i am legend, white line fever, deadeye dick

My Blog

30 on friday

friday night lee's hawaiian islander in lyndhurst, maybe. its almost an annual thing i guess. no not the turning 30 part, but the drunken birthday stupidity. according to the little chinaman(i know i ...
Posted by tale of a moron on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:26:00 PST

the vacation is over

summed up in the shortest ways possible sept 15th-23rd l.a./vegas held a piss the entire flight to l.a. roscoe's chicken and waffle dodgers diamondbacks hot tub + 5 or 6 martini's+the wife=what my lif...
Posted by tale of a moron on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:55:00 PST

things are cooling out slowly but surely

moms is out of the hospital, back home safe and sound for the most part, she has got two more weeks of intrevinus(sp?) antibotics left, but the absess should be nothing but a bad memory here on out.&n...
Posted by tale of a moron on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:26:00 PST

LOUIE LOUIE, WE GOTTA GO (no toga no party april 13th)

On April 13th I promise to melt your snow, soften your nipples, and shovel away your inhibitions at the ELVIS BAR TOGA PARTY! Dig that, suckers! This will be a mondo stupid happening in glorious t...
Posted by tale of a moron on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

meatloaf-a-thon info

all i have right now is the date so mark the calendars APRIL 21 MEATLOAF-A-THON 3 "THIS TIME WE SETTLE THE BEEF" it most likely be an all day event, but the judging and presentation of the coveted...
Posted by tale of a moron on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:09:00 PST

broken hearted bowling feb. 11th w/ the last call losers

THE LAST CALL LOSERS presentBROKEN HEARTED BOWLINGFEB. 11THFUCK V.D. (valentines day)paul's barcrooks aveclifton nj2-6pmwe are renting out 4 lanes, we will have them just for us and out comrades. ...
Posted by tale of a moron on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:53:00 PST

here are the 1st of many post wedding posts (pictures)

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Posted by tale of a moron on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:50:00 PST

those of you who don't check your events/evites

you might be a fruitcake. like a ten pound drink of alcohol drenched left over from ten chrismas's ago. most of you have been invited to steph and my wedding reception party thing 10 days from now. ...
Posted by tale of a moron on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:30:00 PST

the new camera jam...

just in time for the honeymooncanon slr rebel 8mp xtFUCK! its pretty damn intense. i am stoked...
Posted by tale of a moron on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST

wedding reception info

GET YOUR DRINKING SHOES ON...dress is casual, music will be loud, booze will be hard and cheap...hope to see you there...
Posted by tale of a moron on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:24:00 PST