this April really sucks... |
bad things seem to happening to everyone. it makes me sad.
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:26:00 PST |
full bladder + condom = experiment! |
i've always wondered what would happen if one was to urinate with a condom on (provided one can pee-pee while erect, which i can). will it fill up like a water balloon? will it rocket off in a spray o...
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:21:00 PST |
you are not a fuckin' SUICIDE GIRL!!! |
As human beings its only natural to have interests and these interests can become quite profound. These profound interests can become things that we deeply admire and hold close to our heart or perha...
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Art of Deception on MySpace |
Ok, now this really needs to stop. Its misleading, deceptive and downright dishonest. Im talking about some of you peoples Profile Pics. More specifically you single people looking to hook up on ...
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
PINK SHIRTS on MEN... |
....Ok, this really needs to stop. I mean they've been around for as long as Ive been alive, and up until now they've always seemed to be an option if you were feeling ballsy, felt like looking like ...
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i really, really hate the name "Marissa"... |
why you ask? it sounds like someone with a heavy chinese accent or fuckin' Scooby-Doo himself trying to say "Melissa". that is all.
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
heroin hot wings |
right next to where i work there's this local bar called Charlie's Corner. every Monday and Tuesday he has dollar drafts and 20 cent wings. i started the atkins diet yesterday and after work decided t...
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i shit my pants, again. |
i woke up early with a low grade hangover today. being bored i figured i would do some chores around the apartment, so i started on the dishes. but low and behold as i stand there scraping scum from a...
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
living the life that i want |
mountain biking, white water rafting, rock climbing and going cross country on a motor cycle. that's some pretty exciting stuff, none of which i do. all along i thought my lack of adrenaline rush indu...
Posted by Shawn Dillon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
