russell

I'm real. I don't give a shit about the car that mommy and daddy bought you, or your $200 dollar 'birdman' sneakers. Materialistic people suck. They're fake. I'm this singer of a band. If that just sparked your attention in me, kill yourself, because you're shallow. I believe in the genocide of all shallow people, along with stupid people and elderly drivers. I'm an artist in the true meaning of the word. I live art. Everything is art to me, but I'm not some sissy-ass art-fag who talks about the 'color and composition' of a painting to try to impress people. 'Shit' is art to me, and that's it. There's no explaination. Stuff is just art. Roadkill is art to me just as much as a landscape with pretty flowers is art to me. Your white-trash mother cooking grilled cheese with a Pall Mall hanging out of her mouth is art to me. So don't waste your time dying your hair black and complaining about how cruel the world is, because it's not. You're just a fucking retard who wants attention from people who will stab you in the back the first chance they get. Shit, i would too. Freak. I hate talking on the phone. I'm a awful at small-talk (because it's pointless and gets no one anywhere), but I'll chew your ear off with stories and pointless information I've obtained through my 23 years on this earth. If you are one of the few to hear my ridiculous rants, consider yourself privlaged, because it means you're cool in my book. I know I have the power to change the world... and that's not some kind of idea i got from a motivational speaker or some shit. It's a fact. You don't have that power. So give up. I'm very sarcastic. I hate onions. I like the smell of skunks. I'm Irish, so aparently that means I'm crafty and love beer. I hate people who act like they're "too cool" for everything (scenesters). They're so caught up in their stupid fucking concept of how "cool" they want everyone to think they are, that they act UNCOOL so people think they're COOL while at the same time acting like they don't care how COOL people think they are... how the fuck does that work? Wear glasses because you need them, not because you're emo. (that sentence was so metaphoric) But seriously, I hate when people feel like they could only listen to one kind of music, and they must live by that. 'Pisses me off more than Old Navy commercials. I like tattooing. I'm a tattoo artist. Let me hurt you. TV is god on earth. Rare meat is good. My little sister is a vegitarian and she's 13. It's a prooven fact that vegitarians develope mental problems, and if they don't, when they have kids their kids have mental problems. So eat some fucking beef already. Thats why we have those sharp teeth. I'm modest, but proud as shit. I'm not afraid of being an asshole, but i'm not an asshole. Herbal Essence shampoo is the best smell in the world. I hate when people touch their eye balls. I hate bright lights. I think a lot of people smell bad. I care about people too much, although i don't seem like a people person. That's all. Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com