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Jack Everyman

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About Me

existential exhibitionism. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Detailing my car, The Arts, Dancing, Travel, Languages, Mountain biking, Roller-Blading/skating (Generally queer, wheel related fun), Yoga, Spiritual Alcoholism, laughing till I piss myself ( or even YOURself), design+illustration, Kustom Paint, Various things that hurt, Indigenous peoples, sharp objects, war-paint, symbolism, beer, strangers, Mopar, Bees, Morbid Humour, The Dirty.
Motives, money, mystery. Salvage. Scrap Metal. Single Malt. Sexy Parties. Dude, you don't even know, I was a frickin' civil war reenactor, OK?

I'd like to meet:

...Someone I don't have to teach choking and slapping to. I don't know about you but I don't go out dinner because I plan on cooking it myself.

Also:

Jewish Surf-bums, Jews, Jews with scottish accents,People with Afros, British Army Officers, Regular Non-British, Non-officer Army types, Eddie Izzard (nude), Scottish Jews with British accents, Britsh Afro's with Army accents, Poets, scholars, cowboys, Funny bastards, Mixed Menu's, People with Strange Pets, People with Jewish pets, Chinese english teachers, English accents with Chinese Jews, and peter dinklage.

Music:

You wouldn't understand.

Movies:

Every Funny movie ever made, and by "funny" I mean "Pornographic". Nooooooo. Maybe? Documentaries. Lots of Documentaries...even some pornographic documentaries.Young Frankenstein, Anything with Steve McQueen, Steve Martin, or the Marx bro's. Lawrence of Arabia, Nights of Cabiria, Gadjo Dilo, In the mood for love, La Strada, Cries and Whispers, The Thin Man, Duck soup, Withnail and I, The Lover, Tie me up tie me down, lost in translation, The Tao of Steve, Juliet of the spirits, Danger: Diabolik, Dersou Ousala, Barefoot contessa, Buckaroo Bonzai, The Great Escape, Touch of Evil, Belle Dujour, The unbearable lightness of being, The Jerk, In the Realm of the senses, a woman is a woman, Salaam Bombay, Red-headed woman, The Killers, Bull Durham, the good the bad the ugly, Supertroopers, Death rides a horse, Magnificent 7, 30's-40's era film, various war movies... This list could go on forever and I would feel even more like an Idiot.

Television:

get F****d. I'll help if you ask nicely.

Books:

ei reed. uhlat.

Heroes:

Jesus, Buddha, Tom waits, Egon Schiele, francesco campononi MacGyver.

My Blog

Don’t Sweat it! Be Full of Joy.

I just want everyone to know. Be happy. I am. INTOLERABLY HAPPY. :-)
Posted by Jack Everyman on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:00:00 PST

California is on FIRE and all I can think about is...

Kustom Paint. I seriously spent oh, like a good three hours researching, browsing, ogling, admiring, saving, drawing, and planning Kustom paintgasms. Ah, the Duty, so much time. SO much time. Never sa...
Posted by Jack Everyman on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:24:00 PST

A Good Guide to being a Better Bad Broad. (For the Public)

I'm going to break it down for you here to help other so-inclined ladies to maintain the code of conduct that all Class-Acts should adhere to. Catalogue I: " What every gal should carr...
Posted by Jack Everyman on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:02:00 PST

Detailing my Friday Night

Seriously, that's what I did last night. I detailed my car. I washed, waxed, white-walled, windowed, vacuumed, shined, lubed, and then put in new floor mats, whilst drinking a boddingtons and texting ...
Posted by Jack Everyman on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:55:00 PST

Addendum

you're and your. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEEEEAAASSE.
Posted by Jack Everyman on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 04:36:00 PST

The 19th.

Exactly one month since my last post. Weeee-oooooo ( that was the sound of something being "eerie"). Total accident.Everything smelled like Gin in the airport. I think it was me.
Posted by Jack Everyman on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:54:00 PST

Keep the Car Running

Because I'm in it and we're driving. OOOooooo the internet is soooo neat. Nearly to York, ME with the family. Spent last night at my mom's new digs, digging up the old 1700 dump with my mom. Had dinne...
Posted by Jack Everyman on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 07:52:00 PST

SOCIETY FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC EDUCATION: Yours & Mine

So The "Yours & Mine" project I'm working on in collaboration with Anne Massoni has been accepted at the SPE regional conference. http://www.spenational.org/This is a real honour. Whether or not I'll ...
Posted by Jack Everyman on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

Do you want to read my secrets?

Poll: Would you read my private letters?So, My former Penpal and I are thinking seriously about publishing our shit. Two years of insane writings between strangers, which turned into a romance, which ...
Posted by Jack Everyman on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST

New York: Why not take all of me.

You've got the best, so why not take the rest?Firstly, let me apologize for the fact that I could not see anyone during my accidental overnight in NYC. I saw Stu, it had been years, and trying to fit ...
Posted by Jack Everyman on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:48:00 PST