Detailing my car, The Arts, Dancing, Travel, Languages, Mountain biking, Roller-Blading/skating (Generally queer, wheel related fun), Yoga, Spiritual Alcoholism, laughing till I piss myself ( or even YOURself), design+illustration, Kustom Paint, Various things that hurt, Indigenous peoples, sharp objects, war-paint, symbolism, beer, strangers, Mopar, Bees, Morbid Humour, The Dirty.
Motives, money, mystery. Salvage. Scrap Metal. Single Malt. Sexy Parties. Dude, you don't even know, I was a frickin' civil war reenactor, OK?
...Someone I don't have to teach choking and slapping to. I don't know about you but I don't go out dinner because I plan on cooking it myself.
Also:
Jewish Surf-bums, Jews, Jews with scottish accents,People with Afros, British Army Officers, Regular Non-British, Non-officer Army types, Eddie Izzard (nude), Scottish Jews with British accents, Britsh Afro's with Army accents, Poets, scholars, cowboys, Funny bastards, Mixed Menu's, People with Strange Pets, People with Jewish pets, Chinese english teachers, English accents with Chinese Jews, and peter dinklage.
You wouldn't understand.
Every Funny movie ever made, and by "funny" I mean "Pornographic". Nooooooo. Maybe? Documentaries. Lots of Documentaries...even some pornographic documentaries.Young Frankenstein, Anything with Steve McQueen, Steve Martin, or the Marx bro's. Lawrence of Arabia, Nights of Cabiria, Gadjo Dilo, In the mood for love, La Strada, Cries and Whispers, The Thin Man, Duck soup, Withnail and I, The Lover, Tie me up tie me down, lost in translation, The Tao of Steve, Juliet of the spirits, Danger: Diabolik, Dersou Ousala, Barefoot contessa, Buckaroo Bonzai, The Great Escape, Touch of Evil, Belle Dujour, The unbearable lightness of being, The Jerk, In the Realm of the senses, a woman is a woman, Salaam Bombay, Red-headed woman, The Killers, Bull Durham, the good the bad the ugly, Supertroopers, Death rides a horse, Magnificent 7, 30's-40's era film, various war movies... This list could go on forever and I would feel even more like an Idiot.
get F****d. I'll help if you ask nicely.
ei reed. uhlat.
Jesus, Buddha, Tom waits, Egon Schiele, francesco campononi MacGyver.