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Mr. Goul Laye

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About Me

PERSONAL MISSIONS [as of August 2007]
PERSONAL MISSION 1 :: Stop saying "You go girl!" to myself.
PERSONAL MISSION 2 :: Reclaim, and Re-coolify the Microphone Headset after significant misuse by Bobby Brown, Eric Neis, Miss Jackson [yes I'm nasty], and Madonna.
PERSONAL MISSION 3 :: Replace the word "AWESOME" with "AIRWOLF"
[Exp. - "Dude, that is so fucking AWESOME!" would be, "Dude, that is so fucking AIRWOLF!"]
PERSONAL MISSION 4 :: Replace the word "FUCKING" with "HUGGING"
[Exp. - "Dude, that is so FUCKING Airwolf!" would be, "Dude, that is so HUGGIN' Airwolf!"]
PERSONAL MISSION 5 :: Call Mum more often.


Mi ILLUSTRATIONS! DecaturSt.com
Mi BAND! ChrisChrisChris.com
Mi DESIGNS! ChrisDecatur.com
Mi FLICK! TheCatMovie.com
Mi BIZ DUO! MikeLeeAndMe.com

My Interests



CHUCK NORRIS ACTION JEANS • DEPTH, DRIVE, PASSION, INTELLIGENCE AND A SENSE OF HUMOR • ART • COFFEE/TEA/BOOZE • CREATING • LAUGHING • WRITING • FILMING • THE OCEAN/BEACH • READING • MOVIES • MID DAY NAPPING/HUMPING • NEW CITIES • INTERESTING FOOD • SMART PEOPLE • HONESTY/TRUST • RAINY DAYS • MUSIC • DRIVING • LEARNING SOMETHING NEW • BIG WORDS • GOOD QUESTIONS : CARTOONS : RELATIONSHIP DISSECTION

I'd like to meet:

I WANT TO MEET...
THIS GUY...

...ANY ONE WHO REMEMBERS WARNER BROS CARTOONS.
...THE HELPING HAND FROM HAMBURGER HELPER and THE PILSBURRY DOUGH-BOY, and PIT THEM IN A FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHER TILL DEATH, THEN COOK AND EAT THEM AFTER LETTING THEM SIMMER FOR 20 MIN., STIRRING OCCASIONALLY, AND INVITE 4 OF MY FRIENDS OVER.
...CAPTAIN O.G. READMORE, AND ASK HIM WHY HE NEVER SUGGESTED AYN RAND.

Music:

SINATRA & FRIENDS : ROBBERS ON HIGH STREET : FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS : PHANTOM PLANET : GOGOL BORDELLO : ROGER NELSON : IRRITABLE DOWNS SYNDROME : THE ANGRY BLOWJOBS : HARRY AND THE POTTERS : DANGER DOOM : DOVES : LEADERS OF THE NEW SCHOOL : NESSIE : TRUE CRIME AUTHORS : BRAVE MONSTER : DR. DOG : ROUGE WAVES : PIXIES : SELF : HEAVY VEGETABLE : LESLIE HALL : JAMIE CULLUM : ATMOSPHERE : FOO's : PINBACK : PRINCE : BOILERMAKER : DE LA : TRIBE : J5 : ESQUIVEL : KOMEDA :

Movies:

RAISING AZ : UNCLE BUCK : AMELIE : ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND : TOMMY BOY : FIGHT CLUB : FRENCH KISS : SHAUN OF THE DEAD : LOST IN TRANSLATION : IN LIKE FLINT - OUR MAN FLINT : BAREFOOT IN THE PARK : REAR WINDOW : BACK TO THE FUTURE 1 & 2 : KISS KISS BANG BANG : HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH : RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK : EVIL DEAD 2 : DEAD ALIVE : CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND : OLD SCHOOL : WEDDING CRASHERS : 40 YR OLD VIRGIN : TIME BANDITS : DR. STRANGELOVE : 9 WAYS TO KILL A CAT

Television:

FAIRLY ODD PARENTS : FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS : SCRUBS : DAILY SHOW : COLBERT : ADULT SWIM [Aqua Teen, Frisky Dingo, Robot Chicken, 12oz Mouse, etc.] : CONAN : YO! MTV RAPS : ANYTHING WITH ERIC NIES IN IT. THAT GUY RULES.

Books:

KINKY FRIEDMAN, DAVID SEDARIS, WILLIAM GOLDMAN... You know what, if you read a lot, you have too much time on your hands. Or, you're just smarter than me. Either way, I'm jealous.

Heroes:

DENISE "ROCKITT" FLIER, MY MUM, NELSON MANDELA, EINSTEIN, ANYONE WHO GIVES SOMETHING UP FOR THEIR DREAM, DAFFY DUCK, CHUCK JONES [and Norris, of course], and Anyone that can actually SIT through Lord of the Rings 3 is my hero. Holy crap why is that movie so damn long?!

My Blog

The Big Fat Nothing...

Everyone keeps saying "you're in a transitional period" and it's beginning to piss me the F off. Saying that is the same as posting "Website Under Construction". News Flash: It's always under construc...
Posted by Mr. Goul Laye on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:01:00 PST

Cafe Olé...

She sits there. Teasing me. Is she aware of what shes doing, in that tiny little skirt of hers? Most women dont. Most girls definitely dont. Most women, at least, know theyre having an effect ...
Posted by Mr. Goul Laye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What goes UP, must come down... Unless you use Viagra

What goes up, must come down& Unless you take Viagra. I dunno, she said, hesitating slightly before pulling the covers over her head, It just seems like youre only interested in just having som...
Posted by Mr. Goul Laye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

" What comes and goes&

High: The audition went well, and Im buzzing! Low: Its only Noon, but I havent heard from the people yet! I was just admiring your tattoos, I said to a girl who reminded me of Ash from the ba...
Posted by Mr. Goul Laye on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST