CHUCK NORRIS ACTION JEANS • DEPTH, DRIVE, PASSION, INTELLIGENCE AND A SENSE OF HUMOR • ART • COFFEE/TEA/BOOZE • CREATING • LAUGHING • WRITING • FILMING • THE OCEAN/BEACH • READING • MOVIES • MID DAY NAPPING/HUMPING • NEW CITIES • INTERESTING FOOD • SMART PEOPLE • HONESTY/TRUST • RAINY DAYS • MUSIC • DRIVING • LEARNING SOMETHING NEW • BIG WORDS • GOOD QUESTIONS : CARTOONS : RELATIONSHIP DISSECTION
I WANT TO MEET...
THIS GUY...
...ANY ONE WHO REMEMBERS WARNER BROS CARTOONS.
...THE HELPING HAND FROM HAMBURGER HELPER and THE PILSBURRY DOUGH-BOY, and PIT THEM IN A FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHER TILL DEATH, THEN COOK AND EAT THEM AFTER LETTING THEM SIMMER FOR 20 MIN., STIRRING OCCASIONALLY, AND INVITE 4 OF MY FRIENDS OVER.
...CAPTAIN O.G. READMORE, AND ASK HIM WHY HE NEVER SUGGESTED AYN RAND.
SINATRA & FRIENDS : ROBBERS ON HIGH STREET : FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS : PHANTOM PLANET : GOGOL BORDELLO : ROGER NELSON : IRRITABLE DOWNS SYNDROME : THE ANGRY BLOWJOBS : HARRY AND THE POTTERS : DANGER DOOM : DOVES : LEADERS OF THE NEW SCHOOL : NESSIE : TRUE CRIME AUTHORS : BRAVE MONSTER : DR. DOG : ROUGE WAVES : PIXIES : SELF : HEAVY VEGETABLE : LESLIE HALL : JAMIE CULLUM : ATMOSPHERE : FOO's : PINBACK : PRINCE : BOILERMAKER : DE LA : TRIBE : J5 : ESQUIVEL : KOMEDA :
RAISING AZ : UNCLE BUCK : AMELIE : ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND : TOMMY BOY : FIGHT CLUB : FRENCH KISS : SHAUN OF THE DEAD : LOST IN TRANSLATION : IN LIKE FLINT - OUR MAN FLINT : BAREFOOT IN THE PARK : REAR WINDOW : BACK TO THE FUTURE 1 & 2 : KISS KISS BANG BANG : HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH : RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK : EVIL DEAD 2 : DEAD ALIVE : CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND : OLD SCHOOL : WEDDING CRASHERS : 40 YR OLD VIRGIN : TIME BANDITS : DR. STRANGELOVE : 9 WAYS TO KILL A CAT
FAIRLY ODD PARENTS : FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS : SCRUBS : DAILY SHOW : COLBERT : ADULT SWIM [Aqua Teen, Frisky Dingo, Robot Chicken, 12oz Mouse, etc.] : CONAN : YO! MTV RAPS : ANYTHING WITH ERIC NIES IN IT. THAT GUY RULES.
KINKY FRIEDMAN, DAVID SEDARIS, WILLIAM GOLDMAN... You know what, if you read a lot, you have too much time on your hands. Or, you're just smarter than me. Either way, I'm jealous.
DENISE "ROCKITT" FLIER, MY MUM, NELSON MANDELA, EINSTEIN, ANYONE WHO GIVES SOMETHING UP FOR THEIR DREAM, DAFFY DUCK, CHUCK JONES [and Norris, of course], and Anyone that can actually SIT through Lord of the Rings 3 is my hero. Holy crap why is that movie so damn long?!