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denise

bad cop. bad, bad cop!

About Me

One of my best friends says I'm "such a dork" while laughing in a bewildered, did I just witness her do/say that, look on his face. So I'll start with that. I'm a redhead so I'm somewhat stubborn, oppinionated, strong willed and independent but that just makes life more interesting. Positive, optimistic, open minded, sensitive, easy going, I like to have fun, laugh, make a fool of myself especially when I'm all dolled up for a night on the town...people don't really know what to do when a girl jokes on herself, especially if she's all sexed up...it's pretty funny to watch their reactions. Oh yeah, I like getting reactions out of people but not to the point of being the next Jackass host. I have confidence yet stay humble. I find confidence and lack of inhibitions attractive in other people but a healthy sense of self awareness is needed.

My Interests

lighting the badger on fire... motorcycles, dancing, eating...a lot...all the time...anything...especially Sushi. Um, learning, reading, movies, traveling, spontaneous road trips, bonfires, fishing, optimism, psychoanalysis, debating, 70's style porn, garage sales and swap meets, unique people, people that can open my mind to new thought processes, girls nights, love cooking, kindness, unique style, new experiences, creativity, memories, good friends...and your mom.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some individuals. The kind of people that are comfortable enough with themselves to have a good time and create genuine friendships. I like people that know how to laugh at themselves and do it often. People that are kind, uninhibited, self aware, intelligent and mostly just dorky.

Music:

flogging molly, hillbilly hellcats, spike 1000, decendents, pennywise, millencollin, pixies, primus, janes addicition, vandals, paul simon, sade, prince johnny cash, otis redding, elvis, bob marley, billie holiday, ella fitzgerald, strunz & farah, . Basically everything - country, show tunes, hip-hop, rockabilly, jazz, punk. No techno...ever.

Movies:

Almost anything. The list is too long so I'll just write what I have so far in my dvd collection (just starting) - Dumb & Dumberer, Amelie, All Matrix's, Airplane, Under the Tuscan Sun, Identity, XXX, Old School, Secretary, Bowling for Columbine, Greece, Time Bandits and some Andrew Blake

Television:

Television is too addicting and I'd rather be living my own life than watching someone elses. Haven't had it in three years. I do however have constant late charges at the local video store. Sometimes brain coma is needed.

Books:

Anything Tom Robbins, Stranger in a Strange Land, Fountain Head, Atlas Shrugged, Handmaids Tale, Ray Bradbury, Story of O, Bell Jar, Celestine Prophecy, Any travel books, psychological books, philosophy, the bible as literature, erotica (should I have not put those next to each other?), Playboy Advisor (that's not a book but sure is good reading on the shitter). Based on the above if anyone has any suggestions for good books I'm always looking.

Heroes:

Don't really have heroes. There are several people that have admirable traits and things that I use as a gauge for aspiration. We all have flaws and are imperfectly perfect. Don't really believe in hero status...except Wonder Woman was always pretty bad ass. I liked when she could impersonate her voice, like the times she could sound like a man...that could be used for a fun sexual experiment. You could lure all the straight girls to bi-land, just tell them to close their eyes...

My Blog

"Call denise, she'll do it...again"

Over the years I have had some crazy experiences. The kind where you can't help laugh your ass off in amazement while reminiscing with friends. For a long time I figured that these were random acts of...
Posted by denise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Call denise, she'll do it"

This is a question that I've asked throughout the years and for some reason it came up in my mind again. Without all my normal banter about sexual freedom for women, I'll keep this simple. It's wel...
Posted by denise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A man goes to his doctor complaining that his dick is orange&

Another reckless night with the boys, but this time its taken me a few days to gather my wits and brainstorm with the boys to see if the things I remember actually happened&and, uh, yes&they did. I ...
Posted by denise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't forget to masturbate...

So I'm a 27 year old woman living in San Diego with my two best friends. We consider ourselves the twenty-something, SD version of sex and the city. We have our weekly dinner and wine chats over who...
Posted by denise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

19 year olds have skills...

This is something that I've been brewing for a while and now after being on the dating circuit for some time now I'm convinced I'm right...and please agree or disagree with me, like I said it's just a...
Posted by denise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"You guys having a killer time?"

I have to write this down so that I don't forget it...quite possibly one of the most fun nights I've had with the boys. The evening started like all evenings...me not wanting to work...so I didn't....
Posted by denise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moving on...

So I inititally joined myspace as a way to meet new friends and get introduced to more around San Diego. I was getting tired of the same old scene with the same old people. I started with a simple, ...
Posted by denise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friendships after highschool...

Getting older not only brings about new and exciting things it also brings about new challenges - no shit, right? That was pretty fucking profound, huh? Ever since highschool my social circle of fr...
Posted by denise on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST