DALE MAY PHOTOGRAPHY

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This is Dale's Bio and whatnot...
First off, Dale always speaks in 3rd person. So listen to me when I say...
Dale May is so good at taking pictures and stuff it's not even f@#king funny. More importantly, however, he has really great hair. But let's just talk about the pictures for a second because the hair pretty much speaks for itself (view image gallery for portrait w/hair).
Dale was always really good at art and stuff as a kid and just to prove that he wasn't messing around, he went to NYC's Parsons School of Design and totally got himself a BFA in Photography, just as soon as he was old enough to move out of his parents' house. He also got himself a background in painting at Parsons and, in the end, got to be pretty awesome at both. You can totally tell by looking at his pictures, which showcase Dale's keen eye for color, light, composition and a bunch of other stuff that people mention when they talk about photographs that are pretty f&%king sweet in general.
In 2002, Dale furthered his plot for world domination when New York City's premiere metal parody band Satanicide totally called him to create an 8-minute promotional short for the band. The film, titled "Jer-Z Knights", was Dale's first and was so good that it ended up getting accepted into the 2003 Sundance Film Festival. Take that, Spielberg. He has photographed recording artists, Christina Aguilera, Wyclef Jean, Dave Grohl, Gene Simmons, AFI, System Of A Down, Evanescence, Linkin Park, and Lemmy from Motorhead to name a few.
When Dale isn't busy just sort of kicking ass in general as a photographer/painter/movie-making kind of guy, he rocks the f#@k out of people as the frontman for the unstoppable hard rock band Dragon vs Robot. He also bears a striking resemblance to Satanicide lead singer Devlin Mayhem. As if all that's not enough, he also plays drums, guitar, and harmonica and even has two small dogs that love him so much you'd think he was made of bacon.
Deal with it.
Also check out my music projects:
http://www.myspace.com/satanicide
http://www.myspace.com/dragonvsrobot