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Audacious Vigilante

I'm taking the scenic route to Hell!

About Me

If you decide to look at most or all of my profile, you should be able to tell where I am being serious and where I am not. If you haven't noticed, there are over 50 quizzes on my profile. The serious quizzes have serious answers. The rest were done because I was bored. If you read my blogs, you will probably question my mental health. There is also a slight chance that you will find them humorous. Having said that, here is my little spiel about who I am and how I'm different. My name is Adrian. I've lived in Tucson on and off since 2002. I grew up in the "wonderful" suburbs of Philadelphia. I am an adrenaline junkie, and I love to live on the edge. For still being in my twenties, I believe that I've experienced and done more than some people have in their life. I am neither proud nor ashamed for the majority of my past. Let's just say it's been more than interesting. I am serious, mature, and responsible when I need to be. At any rate I love to travel and meet new people. I am very open-minded, even when it comes to politics and religion! I am perceptive, and I can usually see the positive attributes in anyone, and obviously the negative ones as well. I have a wide variety of friends on and off Myspace, and I'd love to meet more. If you find my profile remotely interesting, feel free to message or add me! By the way, I have a wicked sense of humor. PS CHECK OUT MY BLOGS!
You prefer Spontaneous sex!
You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot.
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Fierce Sex Style

Straight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!

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Your Linguistic Profile:
55% General American English
35% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You? I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adrian
Birthday: June 9th
Birthplace: Fairbanks Alaska
Current Location: Tucson staring blankly at my computer
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown.... usually
Height: 6 foot 1
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: German, Polish, Irish, Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Shox
Your Weakness: believing that I have none
Your Fears: the unknown and the inevitable
Your Perfect Pizza: Xtra cheese and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find true love
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm still alive?!
Your Best Physical Feature: my toungue
Your Bedtime: shortly after popping my pills
Your Most Missed Memory: the ones I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: a liter of cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: single unless it's one of "those" group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I could care less
Chocolate or Vanilla: choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: I quit
Do you Swear: like a goddamn sailor
Do you Sing: when I'm alone or in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: almost
Do you want to go to College: damn right
Do you want to get Married: once after I hit thirty
Do you belive in yourself: I have to
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: better now than ever
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, especially with extra hail
Do you play an Instrument: used to play piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: more than water
In the past month have you Smoked: only while intoxicated
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no but they were on me
In the past month have you gone on a Date: define date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ummmm........... no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: you mean a bag? ...... no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: oh yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is a stage so yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but it's on my list to due.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: that's why I drank
Ever been called a Tease: it's been a while
Ever been Beaten up: not badly
Ever Shoplifted: who hasn't
How do you want to Die: violently with millions of spectators
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a success
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Which Brad Pitt movie are you?
You are Seven. Tracking down psycho killers must be your thing. Whatever you do, don't look inside the box.
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Doggy style is your position. Pretty fun. please rate high
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You are Ashton Kutcher.
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You're a doll. you're sweet and caring... you give her space and time but you're also there for her... you are her best friend but also a great lover... can I get your phone number...
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You are a Desert Eagle. You are a very powerful person, one shot will knock a person down or make their head disappear. You are very strong with words and your strength. You just cant rush through things, cause your so powerful that if you go too fast, you will definently break your wrist.
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You Are President Bill Clinton
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You May Be a Bit Antisocial...
Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.
You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!
Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.
But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm. What Personality Disorder Are You?
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 46%
Schizotypal |||||| 30%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 54%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 62%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 58%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 54%
Dependent |||||| 30%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation || 10%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||| 23%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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How to make a vigilante
Ingredients:
1 part competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
1 part beauty
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
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Personality cocktail
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ESTP - "Promotor". Action! When present, things begin to happen. Fiercely competitive. Entrepreneur. Often uses shock effect to get attention. Negotiator par excellence. 4.3% of total population. Free Jung Word Choice Test (similar to MBTI)
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Your Career Type: Enterprising
You are engertic, ambitious, and sociable.
Your talents lie in politics, leading people, and selling things or ideas.
You would make an excellent:
Auctioneer - Bank President - Camp Director
City Manager - Judge - Lawyer
Recreation Leader - Real Estate Agent - Sales Person
School Principal - Travel Agent - TV Newscaster
The worst career options for your are investigative careers, like mathematician or architect. What's Your Ideal Career? Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

working-out, hiking, sports (watching and playing), video games, fine dining, traveling, politics, psychology, law, current events, philosophy, debating or conversing about the five previous entries, caffeine, chess, cards, shooting pool, swimming, serial killers, organized crime, saying random disturbing shit for shock value, acting calm in situations that freak most others out, sex, "beating the system", writing, blogging, meditaion, continuously learning more about myself and others, and anything that gets my adrenaline pumping faster than Dick Cheney's heart that won't land me in a casket or a prison. I also enjoy exposing hypocrits, fakes and morons because I speak the truth, and the truth hurts! Which kind of DRUG are you?! (with pics)
You are ALCOHOL
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You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake
You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are a Super Flirt
You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting - even when it's inappropriate.
You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.
And if someone flirts back, you'll crank it up even more! What Kind of Flirt Are You? Which Serial Killer Is Most Like You?

Ted Bundy
You Like Brunette Women Eh? Good Taste

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You fit in with:
Humanism

Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.

20% spiritual.
60% reason-oriented.

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Which Mafia Don are you?

John Gotti
Born in The Bronx in New York City took NO hesitation to do what he had to do to get to tha top even if it meant Killing his Boss

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Whats Your Political Stance

Libertarian
Libertarians support maximum liberty in both personal and economic matters. They advocate a much smaller government; one that is limited to protecting individuals from coercion and violence. Libertarians tend to embrace individual responsibility, oppose government bureaucracy and taxes, promote private charity, tolerate diverse lifestyles, support the free market, and defend civil liberties.

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You should learn Hindi

You should learn Hindi. You like to be able to speak to people wherever you travel if even just a little bit. You are very versatile and like adventure.

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Which American City Are You?

Los Angeles
You are the epitome of duality. You'll deal with all the strife to bask in all the glamour.

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What Natural DISASTER are you?

Hurricane
(hr-kn, hr-)n. 1. A severe tropical cyclone originating in the equatorial regions of the Atlantic Ocean or Caribbean Sea or eastern regions of the Pacific Ocean, traveling north, northwest, or northeast from its point of origin, and usually involving heavy rains. 2. A wind with a speed greater than 74 miles (119 kilometers) per hour, according to the Beaufort scale. 3. Something resembling a hurricane in force or speed. You are confident, headstrong, and stubborn. you like it your way!

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What Weed Breed Are You?
Thats right, you're Columbian.You work fast, but stay for a long time.You leave your inhabitants totally FUCKED, They feel like they want to get up and dance around like a Pill-Head at a Rave, but.. They Can't.. Because their bodies want to sink into the seat and stay there for the next 27 years.
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I'd like to meet:

anyone who is more intelligent, attractive, or twisted than me- P.S. If you are a webcam girl trying to con me into paying to watch your slutty ass, then I suggest you attempt to lure the mildly retarded or elderly. WhAt || SEX POSITION..SEXUAL ACT || ArE yOu? (with KoOl AnImE pics) MATURE
Lots of guys for you, huh. Heres your guys :P. Please rate high
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You're a natural born trouble-maker. You hate authority and do everything you can to get around the law, or in some cases, break it. Naturally stubborn, you hardly ever sway once a decision is made. Your nature is fiery and courageous, and always out-going. You love attention and usually have kinky fetishes you're not afraid to explore. People either love you or hate you.
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Bondage is what you like. Kinky. Please rate high
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Raw score: 96% Big Breasts, 81% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts , larger asses , and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie .

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on tit-size You scored higher than 99% on ass-size You scored higher than 99% on cuteness
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The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master ( RBSMm )

Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- begin exact opposite table -- Your exact opposite:
The Slow Dancer

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- end exact opposite table --you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

"One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."

AVOID : The Priss, The Sonnet
CONSIDER : Half-Cocked, Genghis Khunt

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My Friend Space
I have CRIMINAL friends.

Ted Bundy

John Wayne Gacy

Richard Ramirez

David Berkowitz

Jeffrey Dahmer

Charles Manson

Eileen Wuornos

Carl Panzram

George W. Bush

Richard Nixon

Gay Hitler

Fidel Castro

Jim Jones

Satan

Eric Harris

Dylan Klebold

O.J. Simpson

Kobe Bryant

Patrick Bateman

Hannibal Lector

Buffalo Bill

Scott Peterson

Albert Fish

Dick Stanke

Al Capone

Carlo Gambino

John Gotti

Charles LUCKY Luciano

Benjamin BUGSY Siegal

Dr. Jack Kevorkian

David Koresh

Saddam Hussein

Audacious Vigilante

Pablo Escobar

George Jung

Reefer Madness

Happy Pills

Ecstacy

Absinthe

Nitrous Oxide

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Which Brad Pitt movie are you?
You are Seven. Tracking down psycho killers must be your thing. Whatever you do, don't look inside the box.
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You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Music:

before I list my favorite bands and musicians, here is the shit that I despise- Ashlee Simpson, Brittney Spears, Kelly Clarkson AKA- "White Trash Prom Queen", and most of the crap Eminem blasted a few years ago! Here is what I like- AC/DC, Alice In Chains, STP, Fuel, Filter, Slayer, Pantera, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, old Megadeth, old Metallica, Eminem, Jay-Z, NWA, Dr. Dre, Snoop, Wu-Tang-Clan, Ludacris, GWAR, Slipknot, System of a Down, Smashing Pumpkins, David Bowie, Suicidal Tendencies, Ministry, NIN, Beastie Boys, Paul Oakenfold, The Cure, The Police, Sting, U2, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Billy Idol, Coldplay, Phil Collins, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Johnny Cash, A Tribe Called Quest, Danzig, Misfits, Sex Pistols, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Rammstein, Black Sabbath, Ozzy. Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Duran Duran, Bloodhound Gang, Pat Benetar, Nirvana, Disturbed, Pearl Jam, Cypress Hill, The 2 Live Crew, and anything else that caused Tipper Gore to experience early menopause! What Rapper R U? (pics)
u r eminem. kool and a rap legend
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You are Slayer, the most violent, aggressive and destructive of the 80s metal bands. Something was seriously wrong with your upbringing. Maybe your parents never took you to Disney World.
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Trent Reznor, a.k.a. Nine Inch Nails. Only someone truly twisted could resemble this guy. You are crazy and enjoy sex alot. You are also a threat to society.
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you are Phil
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You're Tom Araya!!! God of Vocals and Bass!! You are very interessted in Serial Killers...Weapons and other deadly stuff... Not one to piss off but despite that your actualy very funny... and a very good person!
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Your Stripper Song Is
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot

"So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'"

You've got a boomin' body, and you're not afraid to show it off. What Song Should You Strip To?

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Full Metal Jacket, Super Troopers, Heat, Blow, Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, American History X, Poolhall Junkies, Fight Club, Seven, The Shining, Goodfellas, Casino, Donnie Brasco, Carlito's Way, Scarface, Saw, The Butterfly Effect, Silence of The Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Requiem For A Dream, KIDS, Breakfast Club, Ted Bundy, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Broken Arrow, Child's Play, One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest, Falling Down, The Perfect Murder, Basic Instinct, The Last Boyscout, Murder in the First, Flatliners, Murder By Numbers, Just Cause, Drugstore Cowboy, The Game, Boiler Room, Double Jeopardy, Natural Born Killers, Striptease, Ghost, Major League, From Hell, Con Air, Face Off, American Pie, Not Another Teen Movie, Heathers, Pump Up The Volume, Girl Interupted, A Few Good Men, Little Nicky, Wonderland, Donnie Darko, Way of the Gun, Cruel Intentions, Wild Things, Boys N the Hood, New Jack City, Menace II Society, cheesy 80's horror flicks, and anything with excessive sex, drugs, and violence- That's why I love this country! Which 'Reservoir Dogs' character are you?
Mr. Blonde, congratulations!
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You're Winston Wolfe! Your the hands on type who tackles the toughest problems without a bit of stress. You work well under pressure. However, you can often be intense and very in-your-face, some people like that, some people don't. But you don't mind telling them to fuck off if they don't.
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You are oddly heart warming and sad. Based on a true story Johnny Depp plays George Jung and infamous cocaine dealer. George was powered by his family's money problems and deceived to believe money really matters by his mother's constant emphasis on it, to do whatever it took to never be poor. You see as George moves from dealing marijuana to trafficking cocaine. George's life is put into perspective when his daughter Christina is born. He's completely out of the business. However George is pulled over with cocaine in his trunk and is sent off to jail. His wife leaves him and gets custody of Christina. When George gets out of jail he just wants to see Christina. He promises her that'll they'll move to California. In a last attempt at drug dealing so he can have money to support himself and Christina in California he round up a team. Unfortunately he was set up by the FBI and was busted. The real George Jung is still in prison till 2014.
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You're Jimmy.You're one of the most feared guys in the city, but everyone loves you at the same time. You take a lot of chances, but you pull off some pretty big capers.
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You are most like Quentin Tarantino... your ability to make crime, murder and horrid revenge seem funny is rare. You can throw something together as if it's a story as old as time and make everyone laugh in the process. Your camera angles beat that of any other director I've seen and you can make even the weakest of us feel stronger. You fucking rock!
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Congratulations! You are Roger 'Verbal' Kint (played by Kevin Spacey). You demonstrate that appearances can be deceiving. Definately one that should not be overlooked.
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You are Bender, the trouble maker. You are always getting into trouble. You don't have many friends but the ones you have are all potheads like you. Try to lay off the drugs dude and u'll be a much happier person.
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Television:

Currently 90% of TV is "visual brain cancer"! My favorite shows are- The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Law and Order, CSI, Married With Children, Beavis and Butthead, and some shows from the last 3 decades that may or may not be syndicated. As far as reality shows, American Idol, MTV, and talk shows that host teenage sluts and white trash; that shit makes me want to fuckin dry heave!
Naturally Smart
You're a naturally smart person. Your intelligence comes to you naturally, rather than from instruction - and you are better with applied or more real-world things... which comes in handy, here in the real world.
20% applied intelligence
40% natural intelligence
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You're Fat Tony. You run the local sanction of the mob. You're really a nice guy, as long as no one ticks you off.
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you like it all! a little from column A B and C! you are an open-minded individual and i say we need more like you! in fact...where do you live? *innocent look*
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You scored as Ass man. It might not be fore everyone, but there's just something about that ass. Dances are the best when she's sliding her backside all around your crotch, and it makes you want her even more when you get home.

Ass man


100%

The space between the legs


83%

Mouth man


75%

Breast Guy


71%

an eyes person


54%

personality


21%
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Gil Grissom
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Stewie
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Stan
The leader of the group that loves Wendy Testerburger and he has a gay dog named Sparky.

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After you die...
Parallel Universe
After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.
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Books:

The Chamber, A Stranger Beside Me, The Anarchist's Cookbook, Crime and Punishment, The Art of War, 1984, books on Taoism, sprituality, and Eastern Religion. I like most true crime books and smut novels by Jackie Collins You are Napoleon
Power hungry and unpredictable. You like to always be in charge, and you don’t like to listen to other peoples opinions very often. You set incredibly high goals for yourself and often achieve them.
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You scored as You are half Fallen/ half Light Angel!. You go between being both a Fallen Angel and an Angel of Light. You can..'t seem to make up your mind and so one today you may be one and tomorrow the other!

You are half Fallen/ half Light Angel!


63%

Angel of Light


25%

You are an Angel of Beauty


25%

You are an innocent Angel


19%

You are an Angel of Pain


6%
What kind of Angel are you??(PICS)
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You are seductive and suave. You have no problem flirting, and the people who you flirt with find you irresistible. You rarely lose money playing poker because you are so charming, and have a master poker face.
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You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice.
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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You? What's your fighting style?
You are a Soldier!
You're best suit to be fighting in wars, because you're so brave and not scared of many things. You're a deep thinker and don't made rash decisions, only when there's lots of deep things clouding your mind. You don't jump at the sound of thunder and charge into any danger knowing the consequences, but not fearing them. You can be dark at times but don't mind opening up to people who are close to you. Your special weapon is any associated with war. You like Big weapons. The bigger the better for you!
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You Belong in Australia
Ace!
Sunny, upbeat, and cute
You make the perfect surf bum
Now stop hogging the vegemite! What English Speaking Country Are You?
What beer are you???

corona
ahh the taste of mexican piss but a slice of lime turns it into a greasy surpise
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Heroes:

John Holmes, Pete Rose, George Jung, Lorena Bobbit, Jack Kevorkian, David Koresh, whoever shot Biggie and Tupac, and let's not forget Madonna whose various influences helped turn a generation of teenage girls into sluts! Other heroes include people like myself who take the law into their own hands for a just reason because of our inept "justice" system!b
Your Social Dysfunction:
Normal
Being average in terms of how social you are, as well as the amount of self-esteem you have, you're pretty much normal. Good on you.
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Which drug are you?

Cocaine, Coke
Bit of a relaxed party animal are we? Like a good time, but want it to be OUT OF THIS WORLD MUDDAFKER!

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What sort of world leader would you be?
You would make a great DICTATOR.
You would rule with an iron fist. You would govern outside the normal constitutional rule of law, and make your own laws up as you go along. You have the interest of your country at heart, but will stop at nothing to achieve your somewhat deluded and megalomaniacal goals. Even if it means eradicating all who oppose you.

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You scored as Dark Magic User. You are a Dark Magic user....which means your race could be a wizard, witch, elf, or even a Nymph gone to the bad...however you are mysterious, obviously evil, and absolutely hate anything nice or happy. I don't even want to know what you do to your enimies....eek!
Dark Magic User


79%

Elf


67%

Human


63%

Wizard


63%

Nymph


38%

Dwarf


38%
What Mystcial Medieval race are you?!(Kool Pics!!)
created with QuizFarm.com You are an insane drunk
You tend to lose all inhibitions when you are drunk and just go with the flow. You are highly entertaining to all of your friends, with all of your crazy antics.
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YOU ARE MICKEY THE PIKEY
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which swear word are you. pics!

fuck
you got fuck... fuck has always been a fun word.
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Pt. 33 Holly's Holidays

Dear Adrian, my name is Holly and I'm 32. I am a single mother of two subhuman sons, ages 8 and 10. My eldest son has epilepsy and my youngest has tourettes syndrome. During both pregnancies I hit the...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

Pt. 32 Raymond's Ramadan

     Dear Adrian, my name is Raymond and I am 12. I also happen to be black and proud. After 9/11 our family decided to move to Stamford Connecticut from Manhattan. I don't know what th...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:56:00 PST

Pt. 31 Empty Emily

     Dear Adrian, my name is Emily and I am 25. I have been going to AA meetings for about 4 years now, but I can't stay sober for longer than 4 months at a time. I feel like Rober...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 08:31:00 PST

Pt. 30 Cockwork Orange II (A Burning Desire)

     About three months ago, a troubled father came to me seeking advice regarding his gay son. As a proud member of the 700 Club, this pillar of the community was quite ...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:54:00 PST

Pt. 29 More Quickies

   Dear Adrian,     My husband is a marine, and he's been in Iraq for nearly a year. I've been a loyal wife and mother, but I feel lonely and neglected. While my husband ...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:59:00 PST

Pt. 28 Hillary's Hymen

Dear Adrian, my name is Liz, and I am 31. I have 4 lovely children (age 2,5,9 and 14) all from different fathers. You could say that I am a cock connoisseur. Anyway, my eldest daughter, Hillary just l...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:34:00 PST

Pt. 27 Trina's Triplets

Dear Adrian, my name is Trina, and I'm 19. I recently gave birth to triplets (all boys). My Mexican boyfriend, Pablo, was present to cut the umbilical cords. However, once he saw his profoundly retard...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:21:00 PST

Pt. 26 Rupert the Rapist

Dear Adrian, my name is Liz, and I'm 15. I will be starting my sophmore year in my first public school. Two months ago I managed to get expelled from Catholic high school ...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:05:00 PST

Pt. 25 Stefana's Stalker

Dear Adrian, my name is Stefana, and I'm 24. Until a week ago, I was dating this tool named Tyler. I finally broke it off with him after I realized he had a hidden camera in the bedroom ceiling mirror...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST

Pt. 24 Rory's Roid Rage

     Dear Adrian, my name is Rory and I'm 20. I've been scrawnier than your average emo kid for the majority of my school years. I did, however, have a decent haircut and resp...
Posted by Audacious Vigilante on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST