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Capt'n Lou Albano

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About Me

I first rose to national prominence in the late-fifties as part of a tag team known as The Sicilians with Tony Altimore... WE caused a lot of contraversy with our stereotypical Italian gangster gimmick.. We were once approached in Chicago by some legitimate "wise guys" and were told -- to tone our act down..
On June 30, 1961 we (The Scicilians) won the prestigous Midwest Tag Team title in Chicago... on July 10, 1967 we won the WWF United States Tag Team title from Spiros Arion & Arnold Skaaland..
I ended my partnership with Altimore and set out to become a manager, targeting WWWF Champion, Bruno Sammartino..
I led "The Russian Bear" Ivan Koloff to end Bruno Sammartino's seven year title reign... I led Pat Patterson, Don Muraco & Greg Valentine to Intercontinental title reigns... I led the Wild Samoans, The Valiant Brothers, Saito & Fuji, The British Bulldogs to the WWF Tag Team Titles.
I led 15 different teams to the WWF Tag Team titles!
In November 1986 I left the WWF to sponcer Multiple Scorces desiase...
Then in 1989 I went into semi-retirement and starred in a TV program called "The Mario Brothers"...(i know that show totally sucked but what the hell, i love the cameras!)
I became a vegetarian which helped me drop 150lbs.. and finally in 1996 I was inducted into the WWF Hall of Fame...
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so thats about it.
i also have this strange fetish for piercings and rubberbands.
dont even ask me how that got started. lets just say i had a fucked childhood.
and the woman of the 1950's pin-up's make me melt like a pudding pop.
can i get an AMEN for these woman fellas!

oh yeah...and i fucking hate that punk ASS hulk hogan! he's such a lil bitch!
one last thing...I just want to thank EVERYONE who has show me such love and support by leaving me such kind and personal stories on this mySpace page. Its really great to see that im still remembered!!!
SO thanks again to ALL you ROCKERS out there that won't let the memory of the old WWF days die!!!
ROCK ON!

My Interests

wrestling of any kind (jello,midget,mud,creamed corn) i especially LOVE mexican WRESTLING! those masked fuckers kick so much ass!!!...for some fucked up reason i really enjoy piercing my cheek and hanging a rubberband from it!!!i guess i love fetish culture because of it!!! i enjoy getting wasted and remonising about my past glories, like the time i felt up cyndi lauper on the set for "girls just wanna have fun". i like open poetry nights, pudding pops, 1950's pin-up modles...hell yes!!!! ordering stupid tv products like the salad shooter to hulk hogan C.O.D then laughing my ass off, singing in the shower,cuddling, IMing on the computer, and talking on my cell phone.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet like minded people who love wrestling...i mean the od' skool kind. not the crap thats out there today...i mean remember Andre the mother fuckin' Giant for god sakes!!!

anyway i have a passion for poetry, art, and a love of kicking major ASS! and i like to go to the bars and get totally wasted when i get a chance. also i really LOVE Heavy Metal! so if you like all those things and more...lets get to know eachother a little better!

oh and if you fucking hate HULK HOGAN well get along just fine!

Music:

AC/DC, joan jett, the runaways(these girls are the shit!), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Dio, Alice Cooper, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, the CRAMPS, Ozzy Osbourne, Judas Priest, Guns N' Roses, Kiss, Ted Nugent (i dont believe in his politics but 'strangle hold' kick major fucking ass!) old Van Halen, manOwar, rainbow, molly hatchet, Blind Guardian, Hammerfall, Helloween, oh and cyndi lauper...

ok the Capt'n is a freakin dork, i know but i took this quiz and it said of all the KISS members i was Ace Frehley!!! that kicks ass though, he was always my favorite.

Which KISS Member Are You?

You're Iron Maiden! Developing from punk roots, and
now with Bruce Dickenson back on ship, you're
still the leading British Heavy Metal band.

Which Legendary Heavy Metal Band Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Movies:

KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park,The Breakfast Club, St. Elmo's Fire, Pretty in Pink, The Goonies, Say Anything..., Some Kind of Wonderful, Better Off Dead ,Risky Business, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Gremlins, Beetlejuice, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Romancing the Stone, Willow, The Dark Crystal, The Lost Boys, Purple Rain, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Karate Kid...

Television:

So I saw this on youTube and thought this was some funny stuff!!!

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small wonder, Charles in Charge, Jem and the Holograms, The A-Team, Benson, Gimme a Break, Webster, V the miniseries, Airwolf, The Banana Splits, Mary, Mungo and Midge, Max Headroom...

Books:

flowers in the attic (my all time favorite!) and comic books ( does that count?...fuck it, it totally counts!)

Heroes:

ok these are NOT my heros but those people i have a long standing grudge with...

Mr Fuji
Wild Somoans
Rocky Johnson
Tony Atlas
Bobby Heanan
Big John Studd
King Kong Bundy
Hulk Hogan

My Blog

HULK HOGAN...i mean what the F.@K!!!

i mean hulk hogan...freakin asshole...stole all my potato chip at this party we had at andre's ... i swear to god he doesnt wash his hands after he goes to the bathroom...and whats with that bandana a...
Posted by Capt'n Lou Albano on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST