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Next show: I'm showing my art along with 40 others in a group show in Hollywood called "Dial M for Madonna." The World of Wonder gallery is located at 6650 Hollywood Blvd and the show runs through June 23.

I didn't make it to the opening, but it sounds like quite a party. The gallery owners produce specials for VH1 (Viva Hollywood, What Perez Sez) and the show is co-curated by Steven Corfe and celebutante, New York club kid, and author of Party Monster, James St. James.

Past shows include "depARTed" (paintings of dead celebrities), "Golden Gals Gone Wild," "Andy Warhol: Dead at 21," "Merry Titmas," and "Just Britney." Press coverage includes TMZ, VH1, MTV, the LA Times, the Washington Post, NY Daily News, E!Online, and Reuters UK.

So go, ok? and take some pictures while you're there.

World of Wonder TV

Check out my Madonna paintings on my website!


**********************Luv: cream soda, goose down, tequila, pthalo blue, raw humor, rock’n’roll, live music, movies, playboy channel, Saturday Night Live, 80s metal, political arguments, art museums, art books, art openings, avant garde, Warhol-era Interview, cute shoes, 11:11, cartoons, psychedelia, fancy hotels, hot baths in cast iron tubs, pools heated to 72 degrees year-round, organic food, poppies, gross bug stories, watercolor crayons, conspiracy theories, brilliant minds, beachfront property, cybertown.com, happy children, sesame street, pbs, architecture, whatever Madonna’s doing, standard poodles, chaos theory, quantum physics, anarchy, mystery, honesty, illumination, the color black, bad weather, virtual reality, foreign radio, pricey champagne
*************Don't luv: people who decorate with ducks and strawberries and hunter green, republicans, pretentious indie rockers, trucker hats, post-Warhol Interview, irresponsible bosses, bad drivers, navy sonar, guns, soap operas, sitcoms, yappy dogs, authority, haters
Jackson Pollock
You scored 100% Art Savvy! Hot damn. There are only two possible explanations for your amazing score: 1) You are a dirty cheater. 2) You're Jackson Pollock. And since I'm feeling trusting today, I'm going to go with the latter. Congratulations! You have a great eye and really know what makes art beautiful- why are you still taking this test? Get out there and start making some yourself!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 91% on Art Savvy
Link: The Expressionism v. Fingerpaint Test written by auralee03 on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test NEW YORK!
You scored 60% Style, 30% Climate, and 86% Culture! You are New York City. New York City is the largest city in the United States. It is located in the southern part of New York State, at the mouth of the Hudson River (also known as North River as it passes Manhattan Island). “The Big Apple” is a major world capital and a world leader in finance, the arts, and communications. The port of New York is one of the finest in the world and ranks as the largest port complex on the East Coast. The city is the home of the United Nations and is headquarters for some of the world's largest corporations. The city is also the center of advertising, fashion, publishing, and radio broadcasting in the United States.
Oh yes, you're happy about this. You secretly wanted to get New York, didn't you? And why not...it's the city the symbolizes America and all the freedoms that America offers. You welcome diversity. You want to see those twinkling city lights. Heck, you probably wouldn't mind if your name was up in lights somewhere, too. You are a partier and you love to be out and about. Shopping, art, theater, people...that all makes you very happy. So does sunshine, so does snow...heck, you're not picky about the weather. Very nice result, my friend.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 92% on Style You scored higher than 32% on Climate You scored higher than 94% on Culture
Link: The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test written by weeredII on Ok Cupid , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

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You are a musical genius... congratulations. Most people think you are a little obsessed with music, but that's okay. You don't care what other people think. You are independent, and would rather have a few good (and weird) friends than a lot of not-so-good ones. You may feel that people run down your eccentricity, but that's only because they're jealous. You will most likely become very successful with your musical talent. ..m/ Rock on!

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You are the Empress card. The Empress is the
archetype of the Mother. She creates and
nurtures life. She represents the abundance of
Mother Earth. The Empress is capable of using
nature in a productive way. She espouses art
for art's sake. Her planet is Venus, and she
embodies love of beauty and a strong value
system. Here is also found initial sensation.
This is the first really physical experience of
the world that The Fool has entered. The
Empress has a rich understanding of the world
based on her five senses. In a reading, The
Empress represents pregnancy, actual or
metaphorical. She indicates an act of creation
and a sensual experience of beauty. The Empress
is a nurturing force that wishes to see the
product of her experiences reach the next stage
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Iron Giant

You Feast On: Pickles

You Lurk Around In: Movie Theaters

You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars What's Your Monster Name?
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"
You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.
You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)

Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic

What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays

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What clothing store are you?

Prada
Looking the best is the most important thing...Who cares about the money...its your dads anyway...

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You Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.

You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.

You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking

How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

I'd like to meet:

Everyone :)

Music:

Modest Mouse, White Stripes, Carbon Leaf, Soul Coughing, 311, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, the Doors, Paul Simon, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Love and Rockets, Marilyn Manson, Korn, Rob Zombie, Dope Stars Inc, Scritti Politti, Motley Crue, Bella Morte, Dave Matthews Band, Madonna, and so many more
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Spiritual, wild, and open minded you are RAY OF LIGHT MADONNA
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I'm in this video... dancing at the zombie prom to Earth Angel by Bella Morte

Movies:

vampire movies, james bond, kill bill, almost famous, vanilla sky, secretary, banger sisters, spiderman, clockwork orange, metropolis, brazil, delicatessen, city of lost children, baron munchausen, chronos, holy grail, hedwig, amelie, rivers and tides, eternal sunshine, corpse bride, fantasia, lilo & stitch, 2001, blue velvet, moulin rouge, anger management, sweet home alabama, men in black, shakespeare in love, memento, 8 mile, yellow submarine, alice (neco z alenky), eyes wide shut, I heart huckabees, grosse pointe blank, american astronaut, 50 first dates, broken flowers, harry potter, 13 tzameti, brick, bull durham, casablanca, the cell, evil dead, hellraiser, cube, the shining, gothic, the hunger, subway, lair of the white worm, cast away, the outsiders, st elmo's fire, the fountain, nightwatch & daywatch... netflix rocks

Television:

No more crime, lawyer or doctor shows, please. I love Saturday Night Live, PBS, and Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

Books:

epiplectic bicycle, go go grabote, jitterbug perfume & all tom robbins, Televisionary Oracle , illuminatus trilogy, hitchiker's guide, vurt by jeff noon, cyberpunk, secret life of bees, red tent, steppenwolf, narcissus & goldmund, shakespeare, dostoyevsky, sartre, ionesco, neil gaiman, anything sci-fi

Heroes:

Vincent Van Gogh, Andy Warhol, Salvadore Dali, Frida Kahlo, Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Peter Karl Faberge, Berthe Morisot, Mary Cassatt, Paul Gaugin, Gustav Klimt, Claude Monet, Piet Mondrian, Joan Miro, Henri Matisse, Tamara de Lempicka, Rene Magritte

My Blog

Dial M For Madonna Art Show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnQ-7y81tmM Video from the openingmore links:WOW TV video (pre show)WOW TV video (opening)pix from My ComradeReview from LA WeeklyMTV News coverage (congrats He...
Posted by nicolekali on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:55:00 PST

It takes how much land to solar power the world?

wow... this much land to provide solar power for the whole world? seriously? I guess it's time to get busy buying desert land in northern Africa. Or western America.   from treehugger.com   ...
Posted by nicolekali on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:36:00 PST

there’s a Madonna art show in Hollywood and I’m in it!

I just got accepted into "Dial M for Madonna" in Hollywood! I'll be showing with at least 40 other artists at the World of Wonder gallery on Hollywood Boulevard (about a block from Grauman's Chi...
Posted by nicolekali on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:04:00 PST

www.freerice.com

www.freerice.com completely addictive word game that tests your vocabulary. automatically adjusts to your vocab level. for every word you get right, you donate 20 grains of rice to the UN world food p...
Posted by nicolekali on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:22:00 PST

Im dreaming of a Madonna christmas...

If Madonna played in Charlottesville, would you go? People would come from around the world. Would you buy the cheap seats or fork out hundreds of dollars for a pit seat? Would you dress up? Lots of ...
Posted by nicolekali on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:42:00 PST

Chicken Allah King

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? All comments and chicken-crossing-the-road jokes welcome. ~n   Thu Jul 13, 8:07 AM ET ALMATY (Reuters) - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg...
Posted by nicolekali on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:34:00 PST

The Devil & DMB

By request... the Devil's response to my dmb survey bulletin. Finger lickin' good.  ----------------- Original Message -----------------From: The DevilDate: Mar 17, 2006 11:17 PM 1. What is ...
Posted by nicolekali on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:41:00 PST